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sofa ski

A lady sits between two naked gentlemen on a sofa. She grips their ski poles in her hands and she's off on the down hill slalom, climaxing in two sticky white snow balls in her hands.
"We had a great night last night! Mary was sofa skiing with Dave and I"
by DonaldMcBigBottom November 5, 2009
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skiing

"The art of catching cold and going broke while rapidly heading nowhere at great personal risk"
I went skiing in france.
by adventuregirl19 November 9, 2016
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SKI

She retired and began living the SKI lifestyle.
by Harriett Guess August 27, 2023
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Nordic skiing

Nordic skiing, aka undoubtedly

the hardest winter sport that not only requires top physical condition but also the mental capacity to suffer year round.

Nordic skiers choose a life of uphill skiing to maximize their short time on earth. They suffer year round and hold competitions to see who can suffer the best in front of crowds of parents (North America) or adoring fans (Europe). When not actively suffering, Nordic skiers agonize whether they are suffering too little. If one is not tough enough to handle this, perhaps they should embrace the advent of a chairlift.

While most skiers tend to act gay in nature, they are actually straight and enjoy a good fuck with their ski friends of the opposite sex.

The male skiers are generally ripped because of their peak physical condition, and have huge dicks, much bigger than basketball players.

They girls are almost as hot as dancers and volleyball girls, but they have the best asses out of all sports.

Anyone who talks trash about cross country skiing either hasn’t done it, or tried and failed so they quit because they don’t have the skills or brains required to be fast.
« Man Nordic skiing is so cool it’s such a hard sport and they are so good at sex »
by Ski man 1234 February 6, 2020
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skis in jeans

Idiom, declarative phrase

descriptor conveying palpable derision or rejection, especially of an irredeemable person

Etymology: Old Norse skíth, English jean(s)

First Known Use: 2025, Post Americana, New Canada
He sexually assaults women because he thinks he can. He's disgusting, he ‘skis in jeans’.
He's a huge fan of Emily in Paris - they ‘ski in jeans’.
by Bigcityfreak March 9, 2025
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Ski and Flee

Pedestrian: Hello! Operator! A driver just hit someone and then pulled a ski and flee!
911 Operator: On our way!
by Ashton_M_02 March 24, 2019
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Ski’

One of the best girls you’ll ever find in your life. The person you go to when u need help of advice. If you need someone to have your back she’s your girl. Ski’ is very unique , and so is her name. She is very funny and will make u laugh in the most weirdest ways. A very smart and wise girl , very understanding. Ski’ is not really the judging type, that’s one of the reasons why she make such a good friend, a better person to be around in general. Not to mention she is very beautiful inside and out, even though she might not see it. She likes compliments randomly.Ski’ is very playful, goofy, and sorta childish but in a good way. If you don’t have a Ski’ in your life you are missing out on a wonderful person!!!
Tania:Ski’ is so great,

Sam: Yea she really is
by unicorncupcakes1384 December 31, 2020
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