bartonian sizzle cracker

1. (n) a name you give your best friend
2. (n) a name for someone who is very sunburnt or gets burnt very easily

"I love you bartonian sizzle cracker"

by oldtypingperson June 3, 2017

super sazzy

When a woman gets so angry at a guy for winning a word game.

She is so super sazzy because i crushed her at a word game.

by Yeti33 October 12, 2017

Ugandan Sizzler

A Uganda sizzler is the act of having a spicy sausage, ejaculating over it and consuming it afterwards.

Steve prefers his Ugandan sizzlers to be wet before they're edible.

by Gandhiwhips April 19, 2018

Daddy Sizzlewick

A meme created from character from a Discord RP who, according to a Discord & Deviant art user (who I cannot name sadly), looks like a "Daddy", this character is also accused of being the next Hitler but that'll probably be in another Definition or some shit

DiscordUser1474: Hey DiscordUser3323, Sizzlewick err...
DiscordUser3323: What about Sizzlewick?
DiscordUser1474: He really looks like a daddy
DiscordUser3323 Wtf?

DiscordUser1474: He's Daddy Sizzlewick DiscordUser3323

by Rose-Grimm-Spirit January 28, 2018

mo-swizzy

Swizzy = Drunk

Mo-weezy = Moet campaign
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Mo-swizzy = Drunk on Moet campaign

"you wanna zip mo-weezy?"
"I'm already swizzy"
"Yeah, but not mo-swizzy!"

by the, not,so,drunk,guy March 4, 2018

grandma sizzle

when your grandma so hot she sizzles

I walked past my grandma and said, dang that"s one grandma sizzle!

by tateeeeee June 3, 2018

Somalian Sizzer Kick

When some daft cunt is pissing you off so you scream the war following war cry “chabba gabba got any water LiLuLiLu” and fly towards the bellend with your right foot in the air and make direct contact with his smug face. Once your opponent has fallen you must rub your balls on his face while using a razor to scar your arm to show another successful Somalian Sizzer Kick.

Listen here cunt I’m about to hit you with a Somalian Sizzer Kick if you ain’t careful.

by IlynchedGerald December 10, 2018