single bean

when everyone you know is in a relationship and your the only one without a person.

Everyone: Omd we've been dating for ages

That 1 person (me) : yea yea ok
Everyone: You're such a single bean , find someone

by ThAt_AnNoyMuS_USeR August 28, 2020

single-letter difference between God and the IRS

Said letter is "R" --- God tells us to "PRAY with faith and without ceasing", whereas the IRS tells us to "PAY with faith and without ceasing". Otherwise, both "mighty entities" are essentially the same... they act like they've got your best interests at heart, but in reality they just mercilessly "milk you for all you're worth" and then turn their backs on you when you've been drained dry... no further explanation necessary.

Come to think of it, the single-letter difference between God and the IRS isn't the only direct correlation between the two "superpowers" --- because the IRS tells us to PAY so much, it causes poorer folks to PRAY to God a lot more due to their worries over becoming even more destitute from shelling out for their income taxes!

by QuacksO November 25, 2018

single scissoring

When a female stimulates herself using an inanimate, unmovable object.

Cindy has been single scissoring against the bedpost.

by Staunchy McStaunchington April 23, 2021

most famous single bae on roblox

SYDIETHEKIDIE

shell have sex with you irl or not-

Oh, duh, Sydiethekidie is the most famous single bae on roblox.

CODE WORDS FOR HAVING SEX ONLINE ON ROBLOX: Sex: Lights - Passionately Kiss: inform -

by I'Ll HaVe SeX WiF YoU December 12, 2020

socially single

Socially single is when you are single to everyone else except your partner. When a relationship isn't socially acceptable or bidden by others ( including or especially parents ) consent from both partners. Socially single is just like dating but no one know except you and your partner. It is not friends with benefits or fuck buddys . It still has all the qualities as a serious relationship.

Things prevent me from dating Colton but we still secretly do. I'm socially single.

by Nakry December 13, 2015

Single sock sensation

When you masturbate with a single sock and only one sock to feel a great sensation. After two year. if only using that sock you are obligated to marry that sock.

Yo Tyler has been practicing Single sock sensation for 2 years now he needs to marry the sock now

by Funny goober May 18, 2022

Single nigga day

A day boys can be single with no issues (hopefully)

“Its single nigga day yayy I couldn’t be happier ” *goes to bathroom to cry*

by Trgc.Khalil October 4, 2021