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single-letter difference between God and the IRS

Said letter is "R" --- God tells us to "PRAY with faith and without ceasing", whereas the IRS tells us to "PAY with faith and without ceasing". Otherwise, both "mighty entities" are essentially the same... they act like they've got your best interests at heart, but in reality they just mercilessly "milk you for all you're worth" and then turn their backs on you when you've been drained dry... no further explanation necessary.
Come to think of it, the single-letter difference between God and the IRS isn't the only direct correlation between the two "superpowers" --- because the IRS tells us to PAY so much, it causes poorer folks to PRAY to God a lot more due to their worries over becoming even more destitute from shelling out for their income taxes!
by QuacksO November 25, 2018
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Single nigga day

A day boys can be single with no issues (hopefully)
“Its single nigga day yayy I couldn’t be happier ” *goes to bathroom to cry*
by Trgc.Khalil October 4, 2021
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Single Hearted

You are broken hearted and probably have dyed hair
“She Is so Single Hearted
What a bitch
“She sucked Jeremy last night
by DaddyMwH November 7, 2021
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Single

A lot of females (and some males) assume that any single guy deep down wants to find love (and sex especially) but is afraid of commitment, so he wants to stay single and be a swinger until he finds the right one. In reality, there are some people who are male and content being single and celibate, just like their are females who are content to live the same way. It's the way many females think a guy needs them to survive, or they'd be nothing and nobody if it wasnt for her that makes some guys even more content to be single and celibate.
The guy knew that there were just as many narcissistic and self-serving females in the world as their were narcissistic and selfish males (like himself, the asshole that he was) from experience in the world, and so he just stayed single, no matter who came up with a new rumor about him. There were too many people who had an obsession with living like they were in Hollywood all the time with their bullshit gossip and rumors, which even some of the people in Hollywood found irritating.
by Solid Mantis August 25, 2020
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Single Wife

An unmarried or not involved in a relationship Women of God with a posture of a wife. Doing or has done the work of wholenesss on self, awaiting the Man of God, the pupose partner that God has ordained.
The Single Wife will be a bride in God's timing.
by unapologetically me March 11, 2023
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single penguin

Also know as 'Single pringle' used to describe a person who is single or just come out of a relationship. It is mostly used with teenagers
pringle dumped lonely teenager relationship single penguin single penguin
by NaiNai1226 February 23, 2014
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West Virginia single wide

When you are piping down your sister in the one bedroom single wide, while your dad waits outside the door to fuck your cousin.
by O.G. bonerkush December 31, 2023
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