Single Pringle

An older single person

I"m getting up there in age. Some mileage is starting to show. Guess I'm a single pringle.

by H. Pooka January 2, 2023

shit on shingles

Sausage gravy on toast

"Hey Earl! Y'onto come over for some Shit on Shingles?"

by JoshTheBosh May 26, 2014

why am i single

Why am I single?

You are single because you are on this website asking why your single and not going out side and kissing random people.

You: -Looking up on urban dictionary 'Why am I single’

Urban dictionary: because you never go out side and your wasting your time on this website, idiot

by A and I soup that's gay for yo December 21, 2019

Kraft Single

Pop songs so over processed and produced that all nature has been removed.

Britney Spears's latest song has been processed like a Kraft Single.

by Pinwiz December 2, 2007

single

Unmarried.
You are only single if you don't have a wife or husband and only that.
You are single if you have a boyfriend or a girlfriend or are engaged because you aren't married to them.

Friend: So you're not single anymore because you have a new boyfriend?
Me: No, I'm still single, I'm not married to him. DUH
Friend: Ohh, yeah!

by Nikkykitty December 9, 2008

Single

(Noun) A man who makes jokes about women

"Did you hear that joke he just made?"

"Yeah, he's single."

by Fulham12 August 11, 2016

Single

A man who makes jokes about women in the kitchen

single

by NepetaNeko April 6, 2017