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Simple Salary Man

A person (man or woman) whose living is primarily supported on a simple salary from an employer. Someone that draws a salary, works for someone, and makes someone else rich.

This person does not have the ability, opportunity, or capital to start and maintain his/ her business so resorts to a simple salary man status.
Despite being a doctor, Fred can’t afford that Ferrari since he is a simple salary man.

Bob doesn’t stand a chance with that girl since she doesn’t like the fact he is simple salary man working as an engineer.

Jane is living a simple life in a simple salary living in a simple house and driving a simple car.
by Maffeeeeew May 13, 2020
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Simping

Something that you do for a girl that you don't do for your homies
Person 1: why are you simping for this girl
Person 2: because i have no life
by Urm ama July 7, 2020
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simpi

jimi more like simpi haha lmao gottem
by Best Friend Jackson August 2, 2020
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simpians

a Simpians is a species of human with an abnormally large penis, measuring upwards of 8 inches.
“Have you seen James? My guy is packing at least 9 inches, he must be a Simpians!”
by massivesimpians September 10, 2020
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Simping

The act of creepily stalking any being with a vagina who comes within a ten foot radius. A characteristic often shown in noncy italian boys who most likely grow up to be sex predators working as a PE teachers or scout leaders.
"typical Tito... Simping multiple women at the same time, he will kill anything acting as a barrier to his attempts at seducing "
by Snacc2Trappy January 23, 2021
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simple dimple

its a dumb word , that a dumb person dumbly used in one of their dumb songs in a dumb reel in 2021- 2022. its a simple dumb pimple. i see u have one on ur big forehead
wow what a "simple dimple"
shes such a "simple dimple" pa
by Dudeusuc January 24, 2022
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Dickey Simpkins

LuBara Dixon "Dickey" Simpkins (born April 6, 1972 in Fort Washington, Maryland) is an American professional basketball player best known for his tenure with the Chicago Bulls in the late 1990s. However, as his first name sounds the same as if you were to pronounce the word "dike" phonetically, it is commonly used when discreetly pointing out a lesbian to your friends.
An woman who is obviously, or at least possibly a lesbian walks by. To alert your friend(s) discreetly, you say (preferably in a TV announcer voice), "Dickey Simpkins!"
by Lan-gwa-gi March 2, 2011
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