Get the simoon mug.A person that talks about himself in a third-person point of view. Plays soccer and sucks really bad at it like the big dick he has in his mouth when he wakes up every morning. He thinks he can beat people up but grappling and screaming stupid catch phrases isn't a form of fighting. Stalks all his friends and makes sure that they pretend to like him in return or else he'll look bad in front of women he will never get with.
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Simon is a common slang term in Kent England for someone who is annoying and cocky. Someone who is not well liked and needs a slap. Other words for Simon are Cunt, bell end and fucktard
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Get the Simon mug.Dominican is a loose translation that means dog of Spain it is a byword placed on the tribe of Simeon to conceal their heritage and identity.
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