Speed Jerking

The act of jerking ones member at an unusually fast pace - hurried masturbation. Risk of injury can occur. Speed jerking should only be done in times of emergencies and/or used at ones discretion.

Pete can usually be found speed jerking at work in order to get to his next meeting on time.

by vandalny721 July 16, 2019

Speed Virgin

Someone who does not want to, by choice, or isn't allowed by someone else to drive fast on the road. They are waiting until the right time to experience speed.

Bro, Steve never launches the Lancer, what a speed virgin.

by notAspeedvirgin April 25, 2019

Speedalot

A word used simply used to describe an action or an object at a very fast pace.

Often related to work.

Person 1: There was so much work to get through so i had to do it speedalot

Person 2: Ah yea i feel ya

Another example:

Today i saw someone run from the police, he was speedalot

by Igetmadhead69 August 1, 2019

Speed Spood

Trevor describing something extremely fast.

Trevor: I got the speed spood boat
All of us: YES!

by nazi bitch May 8, 2020

Sheedah

Sheedah is a loving, caring, person. She puts others before herself. She loves her family. And appreciates a lot. She is a crazy person. And also likes to do everything.

But she Is also a wife material. If you lose her you have lost her.

She behaves like a Sheedah most times.

by Alidah June 26, 2020

shreedeep

A Shreedeep is someone who can be caring like a dad and acts as if he is a god considering his name originates from a god.

Oh hey Shreedeep thanks for helping fix my tree house!

by kiki lol September 19, 2020

speed shitting

when you take a shit as fast as you can in the 5-10 minuet break between classes

kyle1: bro where tf are you? youre late to class
kyle2: bro ill be there, speed shitting rn,
kyle1: bro i see, need help?

by meme loop December 7, 2020