Valet Shoes

The 5 inch heels your date wears on a night out which also means she’s not walking from the parking garage and you’re paying the valet.

When getting ready for a night out, my wife said, you know I can't walk in these, but I’ll wear the valet shoes, we’re going straight to the club and you’re paying someone to park the car.

by rpcgal February 27, 2021

Smooth shoes

Smoth shoes: engineers or professionals in a pisition to make big decisions that they never have to experience in a real life work field and others run into their problematic ideas.

Im an auto painter and this new tri coat color doesnt match. Another smooth shoes with a dumb idea

by Sheslikeheroine November 16, 2018

Sophies shoes

Def. one: A word used to get out of a boring convo

Def. two: A filler answer for the 5/6 kahoot

Person one: Yoooo Sophies shoes
Person two: Sophies shooes 🧐

by darkcatch April 13, 2021

Shoe Eater

A stupid bitch that goes around correcting people and spewing linguistic diarrhea everywhere. Stay away from shoe eaters.

Friend 1: Stay away from Jeff, he’s a shoe eater

Friend 2: Oh yah, he sharted his opinions right on me

by Clemens October 28, 2019

norwegian shoe

Butt plug

This Norwegian shoe has been in me all day

by Lickasshole October 6, 2020

Sneaker Shoes

Shoes that sneak away.

"OHMAHGAWD Sneaker Shoes!!!"

"Man, look at them suckers move..."

by Katie Marie Bell January 7, 2012

shoe sticker

Basically a hitchhiker. Really annoying because they usually get on your shoe laces and take forever to get off. Advice is to watch out when you walk in the woods.

Mike: Hey watch out! There's some shoe stickers on that plant
Josh: Oh! They're all over my shoe laces!
Mike: Well, good luck getting those things off.

by ItsYeBoiiiiii October 15, 2017