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Shank weasel

Well, a shank weasel tends to be the thang that dangles between your two lower appendages. It also tends to rise with the blood pressure when a juicy badonkadonk come rollin' by. Then you have to use said shank weasel.
Madam, do you mind if I bury my shank weasel in your hidey-hole?
by Rager October 21, 2015
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Two Face Shank

A Slut Who Has Been Fucking Another Man While In A Relationship
Lydia Freind Sasha Was Fucking Her Freind David Without Her Boyfriend Jack Knowing

Two Face Shank: A Way Of A Women FUCKING Other Men While In A Relationship
by YourBigDaddyWillBeWaitingForU December 22, 2015
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shoe shank

To kick in the back of the heel of the person in front of you.
"Dude why did you kick my heel? Way to shoe shank me."

"Did you just see that? He totally just shoe shanked that guy!"
by pseudonym? what? March 6, 2016
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dip shank

Dip Shank is an insult used mostly by elementary school students it basically means "Little pile of shit".
by Queeririta July 30, 2017
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Raw shank

Johnny's cell mate was acting up so Johnny had to give him the raw shank to settle his ass down.
by 5757bagodicks July 27, 2017
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Shank

Shank is another way of saying stabbed
by 17squa July 29, 2017
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Fart shanked

When you're in a restroom taking a piss and the person next to you farts without regards.
"What's that?" I asked to the guy next to me at the urinal... I thought he said something...??.. oh, now I know...... he just fart shanked me...Burritos?..chili? Hmmmm pickled eggs? ..Mardi grace?....or something like that.
by Petesbeeps August 24, 2017
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