1.n. The once-monthly assembly where departing seniors pass on their "wisdom" to younger students, i.e., spew bullshit for 30 free lunch sign-outs. Occasionaly, someone decides to be funny or rebelious, but usually ends up looking stupid. See also the extremely rare, "HomoSeniorous Speechus," given only when the school is in the theroes of homophobia.
"Shit, it's senior speeches today, and I left my pillow at home."
or
"Damn, you see that senior speech today? Yeah, that kid Ravi wont shut his damn mouth."
or
"Damn, you see that senior speech today? Yeah, that kid Ravi wont shut his damn mouth."
by DeFranco March 14, 2004
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Internet slang meaning, "are you serious?", usually followed by the disbelieving remark, u canot b serios.
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by Occupant Ilied Industries May 2, 2005
Get the r u serios mug.A high school on the Fringe of Minneapolis. This school has every kind of kid you can think of, and when their differences clash, Osseo is defined.
First, there are the ghetto kids from BP/BC who come to school every day "wit der swag on" and find it neccesary to walk .0000001 mph down the hall while yelling ebonics incossently across the commons, annoying the hell out of everyone.
In contrast, there are also the yuppie perfect poster children from Plymouth, who simply do not belong at Osseo. They live in Trojan Territory and should be at Wayzata High school rather than driving 30 minutes every morning to further infect Osseo with more STD's and fill the parking lot with their Lexuses and BMW's.
Many kids from Corcoran also attend Osseo, but they are so stoned all the time that it's merely impossible to classify them.
Firthermore, regular kids from MG/Champlin/Osseo attend the school, and they act as a defense line so that the Plymouth Kids and BP kids don't brawl.
Osseo students are EXCELLENT cheaters and the teachers are so oblivious. This is especially true in HP Physics and AP English classes.
Everybody is welcome to come to Osseo, but the real question is: is Osseo welcome in your life?
First, there are the ghetto kids from BP/BC who come to school every day "wit der swag on" and find it neccesary to walk .0000001 mph down the hall while yelling ebonics incossently across the commons, annoying the hell out of everyone.
In contrast, there are also the yuppie perfect poster children from Plymouth, who simply do not belong at Osseo. They live in Trojan Territory and should be at Wayzata High school rather than driving 30 minutes every morning to further infect Osseo with more STD's and fill the parking lot with their Lexuses and BMW's.
Many kids from Corcoran also attend Osseo, but they are so stoned all the time that it's merely impossible to classify them.
Firthermore, regular kids from MG/Champlin/Osseo attend the school, and they act as a defense line so that the Plymouth Kids and BP kids don't brawl.
Osseo students are EXCELLENT cheaters and the teachers are so oblivious. This is especially true in HP Physics and AP English classes.
Everybody is welcome to come to Osseo, but the real question is: is Osseo welcome in your life?
Tyler: Why are there a bunch of black kids standing around that BMW?
Jeff: Oh, they're about to jack it up because they're from BP and can't afford such a car.
Tyler: How rude!
Jeff: Well this IS Osseo Senior High.
Black kid: Wat u jus say bout mah? I finna call up treshauna and latreeshia to get ur asses over if ya tell dem we're effin wit dis car, u got it?
Tyler/Jeff: ......
Jeff: Oh, they're about to jack it up because they're from BP and can't afford such a car.
Tyler: How rude!
Jeff: Well this IS Osseo Senior High.
Black kid: Wat u jus say bout mah? I finna call up treshauna and latreeshia to get ur asses over if ya tell dem we're effin wit dis car, u got it?
Tyler/Jeff: ......
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Get the fa serious mug.Someone who it takes 7 years or more to finish their undergraduate degree, meaning they have been a senior for a long ass time. A seven-year senior in most cases has gone to college part time, full time, taken time off, etc.
by Master Ro April 7, 2005
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1) A deep, awkward or intense conversation brought on unexpectedly or in an inappropriate place or time. Usually the person is trapped and forced to participate with no way out.
2) A harmless or superficial discussion that takes a serious or intense turn without notice or opportunity for escape.
3) Having to listen to other people’s bull shit.
4) When drunk or high strangers/friend force you into talking about the serious issues of the world (or their lives) when you do not want to.
1) A deep, awkward or intense conversation brought on unexpectedly or in an inappropriate place or time. Usually the person is trapped and forced to participate with no way out.
2) A harmless or superficial discussion that takes a serious or intense turn without notice or opportunity for escape.
3) Having to listen to other people’s bull shit.
4) When drunk or high strangers/friend force you into talking about the serious issues of the world (or their lives) when you do not want to.
I told my boyfriend I would be late coming home and it turned into a conver-fuckin-sation about our relationship.
Every time my mom calls it turns into a drawn out conver-fuckin-sation about why I don't call.
I thought I was going to score with that girl, but we just went to her place and had a conver-fuckin-sation til she passed out.
Every time my mom calls it turns into a drawn out conver-fuckin-sation about why I don't call.
I thought I was going to score with that girl, but we just went to her place and had a conver-fuckin-sation til she passed out.
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