sad strawberry

The art of blowing out an asshole during anal sex

I gave my mom a sad strawberry for mother’s day

by Jlane348 May 11, 2019

Sad Chins

The direct opposite or antonym of cool beans (refers to a sad face with multiple parentheses following).

Person 1: “Dude, my SO broke up with me this morning.”
Person 2: “Sad chins, dude.”
Person 1: “I know :(((((((“

by parenthesis101 February 21, 2018

sad drive

Refers to the D drive. (D:)

This is what a sad drive looks like- >D:/memes/we_are_number_one/ameno_remix

by Care Jeans March 19, 2017

domestic sadness

A state of being when a one said free spirited human being wakes up and realizes the traumatic reality of how privileges now feel much more like a chore.??

Upon Sally's arrival to her new foreign home she is experiencing domestic sadness reminiscing of her easy days in the U.S.

by Rainbows May 23, 2008

Sad Jonathan

When you desperately try and wank but you feel ashamed and you end up crying by candle light

I had a sad Jonathan tonight, I don’t want to talk about it

by Bdr85 July 2, 2020

Sad Sucking

The act of sucking body parts of yourself - commonly shoulders, arms, legs and penile/vag areas, to give yourself a hickey. People may do so to fake being in a relationship or, more sadly, to give themselves a sense of love.

Adam: How did you get that hickey there on your cock? You don't have a girlfriend/boyfriend?
Alec: Nah man, I DIYed it.

Adam: You're a Sad Sucker? Man, that's brings me back ...
Alec: We should sad suck together sometime.
Adam: Totally! Yours next Friday. 4 o'clock?

Alec: Sad Sucking bros!

by SeeMeLater September 25, 2022

sad cabbage

A dense cabbage that has realized it's existence.

Joshua: Sad Cabbage doesn't exist!
Me: It does, look it up!

by brzzz January 17, 2020