Def. 1: When a man ejaculates into a spider monkey's hand and proceeds to throw the jizz it into his partner's face.
Def. 2: When a man ejaculates into a spider money's hand and throws the monkey at his partner.
Def. 2: When a man ejaculates into a spider money's hand and throws the monkey at his partner.
by TAAE July 27, 2008
The act of distracting your partner yelling "SPIDER MONKEY" so that you can jizz all over their face.
Spider Monkey That Hoe!
by Jimmy Longshot January 15, 2010
by MJ<3spidertank September 27, 2017
When someone has a mole on their body and it has so many hairs, that slightly curl, growing out of it that it looks like a spider.
Jim: Dude, did you see Bob's spider mole?!
George: Ya man! It looked like it was gonna pop off and crawl all over him
Jim: Ya it's pretty nasty
George: Ya man! It looked like it was gonna pop off and crawl all over him
Jim: Ya it's pretty nasty
by wildboy 500 August 28, 2010
When one person sits on top of another, chest to chest and interlocking legs, while on the toilet. The top individual pees through the bottoms legs. Similar to the past time of spidering on the swings at a playground.
"Hey Baby, will you please let me spider pee you this one time." - Husband
"I thought you'd never ask! it will be just like the good old days back on the playground, only dirtier...." -Wife
"I thought you'd never ask! it will be just like the good old days back on the playground, only dirtier...." -Wife
by MrRogersSweater May 23, 2020
Meaning a person isn't paying attention. Similar to- Blind as a bat.
Gah. You're as deaf as a spider!
by Jman71 September 25, 2011
by Master Pwny 1213 July 23, 2019