Bear Snatch

A vagina that is so hairy you fear it will be ripped off like a bear trap upon penetration.

I was so game to fuck until I saw her grizzled muff, I walked away because I thought her bear snatch would rip my dick off.

by danglyballzjohn November 24, 2018

Snatch Burglar

Your best mate caught eating your girlfriends snatch.

Don't trust that bloke he is a notorious Snatch Burglar

by SIRKOALA December 1, 2022

Snatch trap

When the woman entices the man to be in a relationship. Like when a man entices a woman to be caught in the dicksand.

He was gonna dump he but he was so far caught in the snatch trap he married her

by Snopar April 14, 2017

Crusty Snatch

Crusty being, well crusty...bread crumbs sticking to the thiccc thighs, and snatch being another word for pussy (vagina).

That girl had a damn thick crusty snatch on her

by CatFeces_Burglar January 3, 2019

snatch and release

when you use a live trout as a dildo before releasing back into a fragile river most likely causing an outbreak of fish chlamydia

oh man i caught a trout in Tasmania but it had the clap, some rotten trollop has been down there and done a snatch and release

by everything else was taken 2 January 26, 2023

snatch struck

Snatch Struck is in referance to state a male person attains after allowing a member of the female species to use her special influance, this poontang, to override his otherwise better judgement.

He was so snatch struck by that girl, he just sat there with his dick in his hand when she said: "You may think your hot shit in a champagne glass, however you are mearly diarriha in a dixie cup!"

by The Contemporanius epithet May 30, 2006

snatch spear

A long hard cock.

She freaked when she saw the size of my snatch spear.

by Mipes October 26, 2011