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Redneck 401k

"Investments" which are really purchases of toys or other contemporary collectibles hoping their asking price will be worth much more via eBay, Mercari, etc.
My friend bought three LEGO® sets of the "scale" version of the Millennium Falcon ($800 each) for his Redneck 401k. Why? Because he thinks he can sell them for at least $2000 each in a few years.
by Maggi Picayune February 18, 2021
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Redneck Rave

The craziest mud fest in the world hosted by Who TF is Justin Time. Location is at Blue holler offroad park in mammoth cave kentucky. Follow Redneck rave on facebook to check when the next one is happening.
Yo bro. are you coming to the Redneck Rave this weekend?
by threal1123 October 15, 2020
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Mentally Redneck

Someone whose stupidity has gone beyond that of the lowest rednecks. One does not have to be a redneck to be "Mentally Redneck", but just so stupid that rednecks look rather intelligent in comparison.
Jack has no idea of what he is doing, i swear he is mentally redneck, he is doing the complete opposite of what he needs to be doing, and is failing at even THAT.
by Sramazan October 9, 2015
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Redneck Canada

“Hey I heard John lives in Redneck Canada now.”
You mean Alaska?”
by Luck7_mushroom September 26, 2020
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Redneck Margarita

contrary to popular belief, this does not have tequila. it has whiskey (one part) and lemonade (2-3 parts)
i was gonna buy tequila for margs, but i'm white so i bought whiskey instead for redneck margaritas
by Robert Rene April 5, 2016
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A redneck reunion

When many members of the same family have an orgy
My cousins came over and we had a redneck reunion
by Matts a mud cracker November 28, 2016
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redneck tequila

To add a Sour Punch Straw to a can of beer. This makes the beer foam and adds a sweet taste.
We don't got lotsa drink money so we jus' went down to the corner store and made us some Redneck Tequilas
by Lelouche September 22, 2007
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