The sexual act of rubbing one's festering, semen- covered feces around the lips of a partner, then giving them a smooch
by Jag Rew February 11, 2019
Get the Randy Gonzalezmug. Randy is one of those rare people who shines even when life tries to dim his light. He’s an amazing, kind soul — the kind of person who’s been through a lot, yet still manages to find reasons to smile and make others smile too. No matter how tough things get, Randy doesn’t give up. He faces life head-on, with strength, humor, and heart.
What makes Randy so special is how effortlessly he can make you laugh. It doesn’t take much — a quick joke, a look, or just the way he tells a story — and suddenly everything feels lighter. His energy has a way of lifting the people around him.
But one thing’s for sure: you don’t want to make Randy mad. When he’s upset, he can be sharp with his words, and arguing with him can definitely sting. Still, that intensity comes from the same place as his loyalty and his passion — he feels deeply and cares deeply.
Randy is proof that strength isn’t about never falling down; it’s about getting back up every time and still managing to make others laugh along the way.
What makes Randy so special is how effortlessly he can make you laugh. It doesn’t take much — a quick joke, a look, or just the way he tells a story — and suddenly everything feels lighter. His energy has a way of lifting the people around him.
But one thing’s for sure: you don’t want to make Randy mad. When he’s upset, he can be sharp with his words, and arguing with him can definitely sting. Still, that intensity comes from the same place as his loyalty and his passion — he feels deeply and cares deeply.
Randy is proof that strength isn’t about never falling down; it’s about getting back up every time and still managing to make others laugh along the way.
Person: Damn I’m kinda sad today Randy😣
Randy: Vale más que ye pasigues ehhhhh🤪
Person: LMFAOOO randyy your soooo funnyyyyy😂
Randy: Vale más que ye pasigues ehhhhh🤪
Person: LMFAOOO randyy your soooo funnyyyyy😂
by Baddie692763 November 9, 2025
Get the Randymug. 
Hey Kev, I took a shower last night and Randy's Penis was inscribed on the mirror.
Kevin heard Randy's Penis slapping the walls of his wife's pussy while Kevin was going downstairs for a midnight snack.
Kevin struck Randy's Penis with his oddesy putter while Randy was about to putt.
Kevin heard Randy's Penis slapping the walls of his wife's pussy while Kevin was going downstairs for a midnight snack.
Kevin struck Randy's Penis with his oddesy putter while Randy was about to putt.
by All Axcess Landscaping December 30, 2024
Get the Randy's Penismug. Randy;
A Pronoun; DIRT~STAR, Overly exaggerated, commonly DECIEVING form of thing that is even remotely Good for the soul. Should have irremovabal Mr. Yuck stickers plasterd all over it's outer covering. When you want to really picture Randy anywhere remotely around You, your children or your family pets, Think Narcisistic Sociopath (look it up people) Think lime green, Think Mr. Yuck..Think of your keys going missing only to find your car has been thrashed and important things have gone missing..Think of your cell phone and how much you value your contacts , then Think of it missing only to find later that RANDY has seethed through your phone, called your contacts and allianated you, and brutally slandard and lied to every single one of them, ABOUT YOU! SO Yeah! Think Lies., Think of the word CU--T..and how much you love to hear it spoken in your earshot! let alone your children or pets.. then Think of more LIES, And how much you like LIVING ONE, BECAUSE, by allowing Randy into your Inersanctum you will continually be asking yourself if you are! .(and you know what that answer will be!)..When you Think you have to Think of Randy. Think ...of taking a huge dump. Think of running the other direction, Think of The color yellow, it's yield for slow the heck down ; precaution. And if your unlucky enough to come close to Randy..Run, don't walk...to a real safe place, untill the coast is clear# keep the devil Far...far....and AWAY!
life is precious! Live WISE!
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A Pronoun; DIRT~STAR, Overly exaggerated, commonly DECIEVING form of thing that is even remotely Good for the soul. Should have irremovabal Mr. Yuck stickers plasterd all over it's outer covering. When you want to really picture Randy anywhere remotely around You, your children or your family pets, Think Narcisistic Sociopath (look it up people) Think lime green, Think Mr. Yuck..Think of your keys going missing only to find your car has been thrashed and important things have gone missing..Think of your cell phone and how much you value your contacts , then Think of it missing only to find later that RANDY has seethed through your phone, called your contacts and allianated you, and brutally slandard and lied to every single one of them, ABOUT YOU! SO Yeah! Think Lies., Think of the word CU--T..and how much you love to hear it spoken in your earshot! let alone your children or pets.. then Think of more LIES, And how much you like LIVING ONE, BECAUSE, by allowing Randy into your Inersanctum you will continually be asking yourself if you are! .(and you know what that answer will be!)..When you Think you have to Think of Randy. Think ...of taking a huge dump. Think of running the other direction, Think of The color yellow, it's yield for slow the heck down ; precaution. And if your unlucky enough to come close to Randy..Run, don't walk...to a real safe place, untill the coast is clear# keep the devil Far...far....and AWAY!
life is precious! Live WISE!
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Run children, run as fast as you can! Grab Rufus and your little sister and lock the door behind you! Here comes Randy,!
Now do as I say! Oh dear! ..
I'll save the horses!
Now do as I say! Oh dear! ..
I'll save the horses!
by SkrillaG March 1, 2018
Get the Randymug. by ShadySphincter69 November 22, 2023
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