Attempting to be funny and random

Excessive talk of pie and goat, as well as the other words mentioned in previous definitions. The hobby of pseudo-intellectuals.

Person: What do you think of Iraq

Kid: Pie. Pie is what I think

Other kid: LOLOL! I also fink pie and goatpie

Kid: *links to goatse* that is what I think


Person: Stop attempting to be funny and random

by Kung-fu Jesus June 24, 2004

Random Bar Douche

That guy you see in a bar with one of those stupid thin beard things, He always wears his sunglasses at night or when he wants to look cool, and he always has stupid average cheesy pick up lines like "Hey baby, wanna do it in the bathroom?"

I walked in the bar and it was filled with random bar douches, they all were drinking Coors Light and not shaving.

Look at that random bar douche, he looks so random and douchy.

by Neuroflesh January 20, 2011

Random Guess Theorem

n. The act of allowing randomness to take over and guide oneself to their destiny.

Joe Bloggs didn't study for his test but still aced it by applying the Random Guess Theorem.

by RandomDying August 21, 2009

Completely random bullshit

the majority of answers on urban dictionary

Can whoever is writing the stuff on urban dictionary not make the definitions either sex or completely random bullshit please

by Hehe I cheated March 1, 2021

random eye contact

When you are looking around bored and you and another person look into each other's eyes confused and turn away as fast as you can

I hate random eye contact

by Mcdonaldslover101 April 24, 2017

Hi random person

a word which makes no sense at all.

HI random person is murdering their friend

by hello person I do NO February 28, 2022

Random Celebrity Joke

A short, completely random, joke (commonly used as a simile and/or metaphor) that references a celebrity/famous person.

Example 1 of a Random Celebrity Joke:

"This song is tighter then Zac Efron's Pants!"

Example 2:

Person 1: "Hey don't be mad at me, I said that I CAN pay you back, not that I WOULD."

Person 2: "Thank you Mr. Bill Gates."(Sarcastic Voice)

by chillpillangelo July 19, 2011