Floor Ramen

The act of eating Ramen in a bowl on the floor because one does not care about staining their shitty college carpet but they do care about wrecking the duvet they did not have to purchase because its going to have to last for more than a few years and mom and dad are getting WAY less generous....

"Welp its a Tuesday time for some floor ramen. Don't want to stain that duvet no sir."
Friend: "What the fuck is wrong with you eat at the desk you weirdo"
"But on the desk are the papers in the notebooks I also did not have to buy"
Friend: "Just stop get yourself together"

by No stain all the gain #jesus February 6, 2018

Porn Ramen

Where in pornos where they completely ignore the food the delivery guy brought and start fucking on it.

Dude did you see how that girl just totally porn ramened that food!

by muddymaker23 August 4, 2018

hood ramen

A sub-iteration of ramen noddles the utilizes Oriental flavor Top-ramen along with mayonnaise, onions, Valentina sauce and is often paired with saltine crackers

Guy 1: you want some hood ramen
Guy 2: Nah Im straight, that shit good, but it'll leave ya breath stanky

by mr. jacker November 19, 2018

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by Родитель February 23, 2019

The Ramen Musket

When you use your dick to pack ramen noodles deep into a girls pussy then she forces them back out into your mouth

Bro, me and my girl did the ramen musket last night
The noodles tasted amazing after being inside her

by Johnny-k17 June 3, 2019

national ramen day

this day is january 4! its where everyone shits, eats, and breath ramen noodles. go CraZY nd StOOpid !

someone: "wow bitch its january 4th!"
other fucker: "yeah its national ramen day"

by leodardi October 25, 2019

National ramen day

A day where you get your favourite noodles and enjoy them. Preferably high as fuck

Omg it’s national ramen day let’s go eat some kimchi

by Big daddy Carlos November 6, 2019