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Read Bassler

A super omega cutie. He does really gay things in sports like volleyball that annoy the hell outta you, but a real good player nevertheless. His mom has an omega-gyatt, but he never admits it. Also likes to go to the gym, and play basketball cuz he’s a basketball tryhard. Also hums really loudly in the back of class, not knowing it.
“You see that guy over there? He’s a real Read Bassler.”
by BrennanNotDeaver December 21, 2023
mugGet the Read Basslermug.

Reading

If you can read this than you understand reading
If you can't read this than how are you reading this
by ispeelcorecttt June 6, 2022
mugGet the Readingmug.

Read the red words

A phrase coined by TikTok celeb Jen Hamilton. It refers to the red words in the New Testament of the Bible, which are words that Jesus himself said.
You need to read the red words, you MAGA scum
by Jadyn_Sage June 15, 2025
mugGet the Read the red wordsmug.

reading carrol

a little booth you can fuck in, typically located in a library or fitness center.
I'll meet you in the reading carrol, so we can fuck!
by jawaid man March 3, 2009
mugGet the reading carrolmug.

roll on read

When a person holds, usually a stuck up college girl, holds down on the bitmoji in snapchat to read a message without actually letting it register as open.
Ay bro did she message you back?
Nah homie, its been 6 days and her score up by 10,000, she deff pulled a roll on read though.
by Opium Anthony April 6, 2021
mugGet the roll on readmug.

Reads-drop

verb
To secretly read something that someone else is reading, often taking place on the subway. Gerund or present participle: readsdropping
I leaned over her shoulder, just enough to reads-drop this week's weather forecast
by Billy Goldtsein August 11, 2018
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