gooch pump

its the area between your balls and ass.. if you press on it at the right time during a gnarly pisser you get the perfect drip

i had to take steamy leaky and thank god i used the gooch pump or else i wouldve been all warmy in my pantalones

by DopeDudeDustin August 28, 2021

pump wank

When you beat your meat before meeting up with your girl or side hoe. That way it'll look bigger when you pull it out and slap it on her forehead like a baws.

Me: Damn, my girl is coming over, i better pump wank real quick just to make it look bigger.

by PumpWankMaster May 3, 2017

Power Pump

A quick masturbation session, either for fun or for enhanced focus

When he was losing at bowling, he went to the bathroom for a quick power pump.

by TheSavageSquid November 15, 2011

Fuel pumping

The act of urinating inside of a vagina or anus during intercourse, similar to pumping gas or fuel into a vehicle, Jerry can or other gas/fuel storage device.

"Bro, this chick I picked up last night was hella freaky. She couldn't get off until we started fuel pumping."

"I'd love to give him a real good fuel pumping, if you know what I mean."

by SFAwesomesauce September 24, 2019

pump chocolate

to defecate; especially really quickly or in large quantities

I got to run. Where is the john? I need to pump chocolate bad!

by Drewcik October 10, 2015

Lil Pump

The most horrific rapper to ever exist and the only dude to make Machine Gun Kelly sound like 2Pac Shakur.

Lil Pump's the type of dude to fail a driving test before even starting the car.

by BrickSimmonsNBA July 14, 2021

oil pump

when a guy masturbates while simultaneously pooping

(the poop is the oil)

bitch this a joke i ain't usin' oil pump in a sentence ya nasty

by fujy the wale May 7, 2019