pre-bell

Taking a poop before eating Taco Bell to try to prevent the diarrhea that usually ensues a Taco Bell meal. This bold strategy hopes to clear out the stomach and intestines of the customer to make way for the delicious yet dangerous food.
Friend #1: You going to order first?
Friend #2: No dude, I need to pre-bell.
Friend #1: Good idea, I pre-belled earlier.
by papadoc June 30, 2012
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pre-mariticide

John had finally driven Mary to the point where she considered committing pre-mariticide.
by littlenightangel July 29, 2011
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Pre-Jac

Negative - When a situation is over planned and fails before it starts.

- Leaving you partner unsatisfied and upset but who cares.

Positive - Uncontrollably amazing

- 3 Seconds of joy followed by an apology
“This beer so good it made me pre-Jac
“I’m Pre-Jacing all over this beer.”
“I totally pre-jaced that presentation.”
Pre-Jac Attack
by pre-jac June 17, 2017
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1) Some of the worst people on earth.
2) Cut Throat brown nosers who suck at life.
3) People who will screw each other over for no reason.
4) The most hated people in college.
5) Nosy people who always want to know what other people got on a test.
6) Bitchy losers who always complain about how hard school is.

Pre-Meds Pre-Medical Students: Hey billy what did you get on your test?
Billy: None of your business You brown nosing pre-med.

Jane: I have so much stuff to do.
Pre-med: oh yea? I have to clean the house do the laundry study for Organic chem, Physics, and so much more !

Teacher: Okay class I went to the amazon rain forest over break,I found a cure for HIV, Cancer, and discovered a new species of Plant.
Pre-med: is this going to be on the test?
by Damn I told u. August 11, 2008
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pre-dating

Pre-dating is when someone who is in a relationship that they anticipate will end shortly begins meeting up with other people of romantic interest on date-like encounters.

This is usually done in order to gauge levels of mutual attraction and put out feelers of interest before breaking off the existing relationship in order to hasten the transition from being in a couple to dating new people.

Pre-dating can be distinguished from traditional infidelity because it involves identifying areas of romantic tension to follow-up on in the future rather than engaging in a physical or emotional affair in the present. The practice involves deceiving a person's existing partner, however, and many people see it as nothing but straight-forward cheating.
Since me and my girlfriend are probably breaking up when she moves overseas next month, I thought I'd do a bit of pre-dating and see what else is out there.
by K.C.R March 11, 2011
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pre-fucking

When a woman fucks a male lover before having sex with her boyfriend to prepare her vagina for the main intercourse.
I thought I was going to have a threesome with my friend and her boyfriend but it turns out she just wanted to use me for some pre-fucking. I ain't no one's live dildo!
by MaKyla's Pre-fuckbuddy September 23, 2011
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Pre Madonna

Describing any big-time singers that lost their huge star status after Madonna became queen of the music world.
"Pre Madonna, Sonny and Cher were absolutely huge."
by jadefyres-freedom September 20, 2008
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