Pineappled

When your head is completely scrambled, you don’t know what to do and can’t think, usually because of something a man has done or said.

Them: Have you chosen between ... and ... yet??
Me: Nah my head’s pineappled🙃
Them: Always is🙄
Me: Don’t start with the attitude

by Livxpcp November 26, 2018

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Pineapple Right Side Up Cake

A sex position where one partner ties the other’s feet to the ceiling and pleasures themself with their partner’s upside down mouth.

My girl’s freaky as fuck, we did a pineapple right side up cake last night and I nearly passed out.

by Poopscoops000 May 9, 2020

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pineapple

its a fucking pineapple why would you look this up

pineapple is pineapple

by Starberry Gaming September 27, 2020

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Pineapple on Pizza

Most people say it’s the worst thing but have never even tried it.

Hey, truth or dare?

Truth.

Do you like pineapple on pizza?

No, obviously.

Ok, truth or dare again.

Truth.

Have you ever tried pineapple on pizza?

..no…

by Epic meow April 7, 2022

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A midget from Argentina who is too busy eating pineapples instead of scoring goals in the french farmers league. The dwarf could only manage to score 3 goals in the ligue of uber eats and always ghosts in big games.

warra 4th league goal for pionel pineapple!

by TheStriker0505 April 14, 2022

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