by Sir chazzed June 14, 2024
Get the Phil collinsmug. He’s beautiful. You can’t even deny he’s absolutely gorgeous. So visually pleasing you just wanna shit yourself. Why would you be threatened by his proposal to make love to you? You’d like that, I guarantee it. If you try to deny it, you’re so far deep in the closet you’re finding Christmas presents. 119%.
You would convert to the other team for him. You would. He is the most gorgeous thing - you should feel FORTUNATE enough to lay your weary eyes on. Just shut up. Right now. Immediately. After long and careful consideration and hours of thought, your opinion has been deemed INVALID. Phil May is beautiful. PERIOD.
Did I stutter? No. You did not hear me stutter. Phil may is the most insanely pleasurable creature to ever walk the face of the earth. He is the reason my gay best friend is gay. Any straight man who claims to like boobies would lay their eyes on my beautiful Phil once and switch sides faster than a weak minded person switching to veganism after being guilt tripped by Instagram sluts.
Do you ever have gay thoughts? I know you do. And they all involve Phil May. If I hear you utter one last negative thing about Phil May, you will shut up. You just will. I will not tolerate Phil May slander in any public setting. Or private setting for that matter. Fuck you. Just fuck off. Phil May is the most gorgeous mythical thing to ever exist in this universe. You should feel FORTUNATE to have lived in the same time as this wonderful beauty. FORTUNATE. Sex with Phil May. Now.
You would convert to the other team for him. You would. He is the most gorgeous thing - you should feel FORTUNATE enough to lay your weary eyes on. Just shut up. Right now. Immediately. After long and careful consideration and hours of thought, your opinion has been deemed INVALID. Phil May is beautiful. PERIOD.
Did I stutter? No. You did not hear me stutter. Phil may is the most insanely pleasurable creature to ever walk the face of the earth. He is the reason my gay best friend is gay. Any straight man who claims to like boobies would lay their eyes on my beautiful Phil once and switch sides faster than a weak minded person switching to veganism after being guilt tripped by Instagram sluts.
Do you ever have gay thoughts? I know you do. And they all involve Phil May. If I hear you utter one last negative thing about Phil May, you will shut up. You just will. I will not tolerate Phil May slander in any public setting. Or private setting for that matter. Fuck you. Just fuck off. Phil May is the most gorgeous mythical thing to ever exist in this universe. You should feel FORTUNATE to have lived in the same time as this wonderful beauty. FORTUNATE. Sex with Phil May. Now.
Whenever I send photos of this mysterious male damsel, you are DROOLING at the mouth. Actual warm saliva formulating within the glans of your mouth, wishing your tongue was down Phil May’s throat. Yes. Yes you. You who insulted my sweet love, Phil. You’re just a closeted Phil-kisser. You want to make out with him. Yeah. Accept the harsh reality. RIGHT NOW.
by titty69muncher August 17, 2024
Get the Phil Maymug. Yippie! Phil Ochs was a topical singer from the 60s and 70s who was, in my opinion, SOOOO much better than Bob Dylan.
Ochs was responsible for the purchasing of Pigasus the Yippe Party's presidential candidate.
Phil Ochs was literally such a cool dude, man, I have so much respect for him and his works like, no he wasn't perfect but who is.
Ochs was responsible for the purchasing of Pigasus the Yippe Party's presidential candidate.
Phil Ochs was literally such a cool dude, man, I have so much respect for him and his works like, no he wasn't perfect but who is.
1. Man, I love Phil Ochs! His music slaps!
2. Man, I respect Phil Ochs so much but, man, wtf was that one line in Pretty Smart On My Part about? I do not like it at all .
2. Man, I respect Phil Ochs so much but, man, wtf was that one line in Pretty Smart On My Part about? I do not like it at all .
by Donna-Deserved-Better November 11, 2021
Get the Phil Ochsmug. Like Ronnie, he is a George Bailey from the X-mas movie "Its a Wonderful Life." Loved by everyone. He would give someone (even strangers) the shirt off his back. A selfless guy who loves his friends and family. Deeply loves his wifey. He does so much for others that sometimes he forgets how much he means to others. Sometimes, he thinks that people only want him for something. But, this person only wants happiness for him and his lady.
Ronnie: Hey, my girl said that you showed her images of you in the shower. Is that right?
Phil: I don't know what you are talking about. Those pictures were not for her. You see your girl is a sneaky, no good, classless broad.
Ronnie: I'll make you eat your words!
Phil: Relax, kid.
Ronnie: Don't tell me to relax! I know Brazilian Jit Jitsu. I'll put you in a choke hold.
Phil: No, you won't. Sheesh, you don't need to be so extra. . . .
Phil: I don't know what you are talking about. Those pictures were not for her. You see your girl is a sneaky, no good, classless broad.
Ronnie: I'll make you eat your words!
Phil: Relax, kid.
Ronnie: Don't tell me to relax! I know Brazilian Jit Jitsu. I'll put you in a choke hold.
Phil: No, you won't. Sheesh, you don't need to be so extra. . . .
by oohlalalaaaaaa12345 October 28, 2020
Get the Philmug. by Beeftac uk May 30, 2018
Get the Reverse Phil Collinsmug. by The VS MAN May 31, 2017
Get the Sarah Phil Olsenmug. What the Phil is a term commonly used in the Midwest. Could be said confused, sad, excited, or angry.
Its used mostly by Adults/Teenagers, while children say "What the Phillip!" which means the same thing.
Its used mostly by Adults/Teenagers, while children say "What the Phillip!" which means the same thing.
by Midwest_Slangs February 3, 2024
Get the what the philmug.