phil mickelson

1. Not the best golfer in the world. For starters he's left handed. He also chokes like he's sucking a large dick.

2. Refers to the action of winning only one major and writing a fucking book about it.

3. Getting your jimmy waxed seven days straight.

1. Phil Mickelson sucks.

2. Phil Mickelson sucks.

3. Man, I wish i had a Phil Mickelson.

by bob March 31, 2005

philadelphia fakey

When you are doing a girl from behind and you are about to cum, you pull out and spit on her back so when she turns around you blow your load on her face.

THIS IS NOT THE HOUDINI - DO NOT GET IT CONFUSED.
THE HOUDINI IS WHERE YOU DO A GIRL FROM BEHIND PULL OUT AND HAVE YOUR FRIEND START DOING HER (HE WAS HIDING IN THE CLOSET) YOU GO IN FRONT OF HER, TURN ON THE LIGHTS AND YELL OUT. HOUDINI!

Oh man I was about ready so I gave her the philadelphia fakey!

by Biyner buyer May 30, 2006

Lucky Phil

Used as a sarcastic response to someone who persistently has bad luck. Originally from Australia.

"Have you heard, Mike's broken his toe again"
"Lucky Phil!"

by Jonny Hardy October 2, 2005

phil

a guy who is an immature jerk. has no feelings toward girls. just wants thier body, and nude pictures, nothing else. also cannot take a joke. yet a really good kisser

-"that kiss was a phil"

-"he kept asking me for dirty pictures"

"he deffenitly was a phil"

by nijaturtle blankett July 12, 2009

Phil

Ray of sunshine. Too pure for this world. Somehow adorable and sexy at the same time.

Dan: See that guy over there?
Emilia: Yea?
Dan: You could literally photosynthesize off of him.
Emilia: Whats his name?
Dan: Phil.

by dbdhdbdjdn January 3, 2016

Philadelphia Eagles

The most fucking terrible team in the history of football. they think they're so awesome because they've won 6 straight against the giants but who has 3 super bowls? who was able to beat the patriots (The UNDEFEATED patriots i might add) in the super bowl? also, no matter how much of a dirtbag a particular player is (From T.O. to michael conVICKt) they can always take refuge in knowing the eagles will sign them in order to win a super bowl.

Retarded ass Philadelphia eagles fan: we have 6 straight wins against the midgets! we rule?

Me: who has 3 super bowls? that's right. get back at us when you win the super bowl. if you ever do.

by Giantsrule April 28, 2011

diamond street north Philadelphia

Located in north Philadelphia Where you can find any sort of drug you can think of. If you ain't from that block don't come around. Considered to be the most dangerous street in Philadelphia

"I need that urk I'm itchin"...." I got you let hit my boy he lives on diamond street north Philadelphia you can get anything there"

by Jerome Simpson November 24, 2013