Paleshitians

Denizens of a fake terrorist country who are depicted by their overlords the terrorist group Hamas who run the Gaza strip to be poor, suffering all because of Israel, and in need of "help" and "aid" by the global far left movement of "palesites", but in reality have no one to blame but themselves for their current plight as it was them who voted to elect Hamas into power to represent them despite the fact that Hamas's founding charter says they aim to commit genocide against Jewish people and destroy the state of Israel. This means that hypocritically, while Paleshitians and their Paleshite advocates cry and wail about supposed "genocide" being committed against them by Israel, they elected a terrorist group that openly and loudly proclaims ACTUAL genocide in their founding documents.

A - Hey, i want to know more about Israel v Palestine, can you get me up to speed?
B - Sure, what you have to understand is the Paleshitians, the people who live their lie about everything.
A - Really? What do they lie about?
B - Well, they lie about being victims of "genocide" while their terrorist overlords Hamas commits actual genocide against Jewish citizens of Israel, they lie about being their fake country being occupied by Israel who built their country on supposedly "stolen Arab land" despite having stolen the land from hebrews (jewish people) thousands of years ago snd occupying it under the Ottomans for hundreds of years. They lie about foreign aid being given to feed them but in reality they willingly starve and allow Hamas to steal aid packages and food shipments from them to feed terrorist fighters and launder donations to fund their founder's lavish lifestyle in Qatar.

B - Wow, these Paleshitians are truly scum.

by FreeMarketCapitalismRocks January 20, 2024

Palestiened

Starting a fight losing and then acting like a victim

You got Palestiened when he attacked you and then he got hurt

by 3rez January 21, 2024

Palestined

When you leave your land/valuable object and someone takes it, and when you come back to get it, the person claims it as theirs.

Person 1: *leaves their valuable object in their room and goes out to do something*
Person 2: *takes it*
Person 1: *goes to get it back from Person 2*
Person 1: Hey Person 2, can I have my valuable object back?
Person 2: What do you mean, "my valuable object"? It's mine!

Person 2: I found it, so it's clearly mine!
Person 1: Mom! Person 2 just Palestined me!

by Bbruh2 January 22, 2024

Palestined

When someone builds a false narrative in is mind, and force you to believe it

This my land I'm a Palestinian, hey bro belive me you are palestined

by Koko bambini January 23, 2024

Palestining

Lying about a person's struggle/situation to elicit sympathy.

He palestined his way into receiving better pay. Stop palestining so that you can get out of doing your chores.

by Monkeybone1980 January 24, 2024

Palestinize

The term "Palestinize" refers to inducing a state of focused attention, heightened suggestibility, and deep fixation on a particular group of people. It can be done to mask antisemitism or anti-Israel sentiment.

The entire world has been Palestinized to the point of Nazism and genocide of Israel.

by Dannyumwelo January 24, 2024

Palestined

When you historically rejoice in causing pain to someone but then act shocked when they stand up for themselves.

Johnny Palestined after kicking Suzy down the hill and she walked back up and slapped the Mohamed out of him.

by London_guy7876 January 25, 2024