"Dave I can't believe you banged that fat chick last night!"
"Haha well I wouldn't have done it if I wasn't half-past hammered!"
"Haha well I wouldn't have done it if I wasn't half-past hammered!"
by thekentuckykid August 23, 2011
Get the half-past hammeredmug. Boudreaux's Butt Paste is an American brand of skin cream that started out as a remedy for diaper rash.12 It has also been used for the treatment of various skin ailments including psoriasis, jock itch, shingles, chafing, cold sores and acne
Boudreaux began distributing the product more extensively after he sold his pharmacy in 1974. Manufacturing moved from Alabama to New Orleans in 2004. After Oprah Winfrey recommended the product on her show the response was so great that the company's website crashed, and demand for Boudreaux's Butt Paste quadrupled
by rdesgatrsygh May 27, 2023
Get the Boudreaux's Butt Pastemug. by Arminkshipper July 31, 2024
Get the Pastmug. Half-past twelve I was all alone
I can't be compromised
Fuckin' on my ex, we ain't apologize
'Cause I'm way too young and you always right
Threw it in my face, I'm on another flight
Girl at home, I ain't been living right
The little arguments always start the fight
I had to get away so I'm with you tonight
Is there another guy?
I can't be compromised
Fuckin' on my ex, we ain't apologize
'Cause I'm way too young and you always right
Threw it in my face, I'm on another flight
Girl at home, I ain't been living right
The little arguments always start the fight
I had to get away so I'm with you tonight
Is there another guy?
by terroristman700 November 4, 2023
Get the Half Past 12mug. That real relatable moment when you go back in time and stretch your ancestors assholes to the size of a cannon ball
by surgarnipps69 February 6, 2021
Get the blast to the pastmug. I jizzed on his wife's stupid face, then rubbed it in and laughed at her. Gotta love the hate-paste!
by Mcdeviant69 August 19, 2010
Get the Hate-pastemug.