Condition One

From firearms jargon: chambered, full magazine, cocked, safety on.
As in: Ready to take a massive poo... But not quite a crisis.
Not as bad as Condition Zero.

Can we stop the car at the next gas station? I'm condition one over here.
We tried Greek but the silly bitch didn't tell me she was condition one.

by youdbesoluckytoknowme January 11, 2014

epic one

Ok, so basically, an epic one is this really chill, kind, legit, confident, talented, epic, brilliant, funny, legendary person who is just the best possible human being ever. They are rare and wonderful, take care of them, you may only find one in your life time. I would know, I'm the "epicone" I know.

Dude: Pretty damn awesome person over there.
Other dude: You could say she's an epic one.

by _epicone_ March 26, 2017

two-to-the-one

Basically means peace out. It can be made with the fingers - the peace sign (two) and the thumb hitched in the way to say "get out of here" (one).

A: I have to go pick up my cousin.
B: Ok man, two-to-the-one.
A: See ya.

by Pippity April 7, 2008

school one

when a social media user types "school one" in the caption of the picture of there self wearing school clothes.

Janet: yo bro did you see Davids new school one?
Ciaran: Yeah man it was fantastic

by TheMelonnn December 7, 2016

A fat one

A fat blunt or joint

Let’s smoke a fat one

by Scbestie January 12, 2019

Dad for One

A popular My Hero Academia fanfiction trope where All for One is Midoriya Izuku's father

"I love Dad for One fics" "Got any Dad for One fic recs?"

by CoffeeNOrder66 April 4, 2023

That one friend

The one friend everyone has that seems to have what they need no matter how bizarre it seems to be

Friend 1: Hey do you have a giant picture of a rooster in your bag
That one friend: yeah what color?

by Byestone June 28, 2020