Contact-Lag

When you can't afford a big boy computer.when players meet "in game"to battle,the"game" will manifest random digital "bleeps"or "blorps" then game freezes and player reverts to a pre- pubescent animal like "tantrum". This occurs all at once.

Hey bro hes one..
Cool .. Wait WAIT! FUCKING CONTACT-LAG BULLSHITMUTHERFUCKING PIECE OF WASTE OF LIFE!! FIX YOUR FUCKED GAME YOU PUSSIES!

by Deadlagbaby September 11, 2020

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Lagging

When your playing a video-game online and get connection interrupted.

Dude 1: “Hey we’re lagging”

Dude 2: “No, we’re moving like dogs.”

by Tank-Slushy December 13, 2021

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Lag Seeing

The fictional 13 or 12 year old character from an anime called Tagami Batchi Letter Bee, i great anime I suggest it!

The anime doesn’t get much attention, I breaks my heart. He’s an albino 12 or 13 year old boy with a spirit amber in one of his eyes! Oh, such an exiting story, you guys will enjoy it!

Lag Seeing is my favorite character from Tagami Batchi Letter Bee!

by @youtube > shitpost energy | December 21, 2020

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food lag

Food lag is a physiological and emotional condition which results from the sudden change or withdrawal of good food devoured by the body resulting in ultimate sadness

- Damn I miss the food in (insert country last visited), now stuck in food lag...
- My food lag is killing me!!! Take me back to Japan and give me some fresh sushi!

by A_Crystal January 4, 2018

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Mr Murphy

lag: if you just bear with me for one minute ill move somewhere else in the hou- s-e- -s s

by ChEEsEdoyEEtos February 2, 2021

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Joint-lag

Condition after heavy smoking of marijuana resulting from alterations of the body’s synapses after the release of the chemical dopamine giving the body a “euphoric” feeling.

Man I can’t get off this couch, must be that joint-lag from the gas we toked.

by malcolm.exe April 15, 2022

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