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by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 12, 2025

by greg diggens August 8, 2025

Experiencing hypoglycemia while being horny.
Susan: I strangely feel horny but anxious at the same time.
Jeffrey: ah...you have a case of the hyper semen.
Jeffrey: ah...you have a case of the hyper semen.
by 3veD June 8, 2019

The product of air master bation.
Davon air master bated at me yesterday. Got his dream semen all over my new glasses.
-Facts about Dream Semen-
Dream semen shows up on black lights as an electric orange color.
I'm red light. Dream semen turns into Robin Williams and grants you 3 wishes.
Three squirts of dream semen levels up Mario for an entire game board.
Dream semen boils at the same temperature that water freezes.
Dteam semen pairs well with dry whites and moist reds
Dream semen is what all of the lost boys were flinging at each other during the dinner scene in the movie hook. It is the most accurate visual documented in human history.
Davon air master bated at me yesterday. Got his dream semen all over my new glasses.
-Facts about Dream Semen-
Dream semen shows up on black lights as an electric orange color.
I'm red light. Dream semen turns into Robin Williams and grants you 3 wishes.
Three squirts of dream semen levels up Mario for an entire game board.
Dream semen boils at the same temperature that water freezes.
Dteam semen pairs well with dry whites and moist reds
Dream semen is what all of the lost boys were flinging at each other during the dinner scene in the movie hook. It is the most accurate visual documented in human history.
by Duchess Valentine March 31, 2017

When you ejaculate on a girls face, particularly her eyes, and let them dry. When she opens her eyes there will be an opaque lens of dry semen which she will look through.
by nerd-donkey26 January 25, 2011

by Bohemiansteven March 1, 2020

Tortilla chips surrounded by scrumptious semen. Most likely from your local gay male. They prove to make you immortal and can even help you penis press 420,000 pounds because it has 6,000,000 grams of protein.
Person 1: Iโm fucking starving and I canโt get through this workout
Gay male: I GOTCHU, HERES MY MUDAFUCKIN SEMEN NACHOS, FARM GROWN!
Person 1: *dies from eating semen nachos*
Gay male: I GOTCHU, HERES MY MUDAFUCKIN SEMEN NACHOS, FARM GROWN!
Person 1: *dies from eating semen nachos*
by Bruhmomentous January 27, 2020
