Log Jam

A log jam is the act of freezing a large tube of cookie dough and cramming as many as possible into a man or woman’s anus, and then dressing up like a beaver to clear out the jam.
Dang, this hoe Laura had me clearing a log jam out her ass all night, no I got the Diabetes!
by Gay4Clents July 29, 2022
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Jam Tomorrow

The promise of what is due today tomorrow; it is a falsehood.

Originates from Lewis Carrol's Alice in Wonderland.
Defy Media offered me stocks in the company when it went public instead of cash money for my Youtube channel; they went bankrupt shortly thereafter. I fell for the promise of Jam Tomorrow.
by Tardisgx November 09, 2018
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Jelly jam

Pretty dope person that doesn’t think piss , cum and blood mixed together is cool.
by Cool person.com October 31, 2017
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Yesterday's Jam

A term used to describe people who are ignored and forgotten right after they are no longer needed.
Moss: They toss us away like Yesterday's Jam!

Roy: Yes! Yesterday's Jam! That is what we are to them! Actually, you know what that doesn't really work as a thing because jam lasts for ages.
by BrompusWompus May 03, 2023
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Nasty Jam

Noun. Can be used as another way of saying flu or sickbug
by Gingerboo January 15, 2018
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Stroller Jam

Congestion on a pedestrian walkway or shop entry way caused by a large concentration of baby strollers in that area at a given time.
On the sidewalk outside the public library, I found myself caught in a stroller jam caused by parents and caregivers leaving the public library after toddler story hour.
by Ms. Kei March 05, 2010
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Chili Jam

Jamie Oliver's secret sauce.

Here is what can happen when one consumes it:
😀-->🤢-->🤮

Or

Burst into tears screaming "yey yeah"
"Chili Jam"
*Barfs"
by Anomalocaris July 19, 2023
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