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Dink Flexing

Middle aged married couples without kids, aka "Dinks" (dual income no kids) spending on their lifestyles to show how hip and fit they are. The things they spend on are mountain bikes, craft beers, travel, outdoor gear in general, SUV's, etc
That couple's new SUV with new pricey mountain bikes on back is some real dink flexing.
by Laughs Along With Humans May 10, 2023
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Dirty-Flexing

To flex, stunt, flaunt, or show off with something that is not really yours.
Friend 1: I saw your roommate on IG in the new Tesla model S self driving. Bro really getting to the money now.

Friend 2: I saw that post. Not hatin’ but that’s his uncle’s car. We drove to the club in it yesterday.

Friend 1: y’all Dirty-Flexing like a motherfucka lol… pick me up in it next time.
by 213JetSet February 11, 2023
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Flex

Another term for event or gathering.
by Lord mobius December 16, 2022
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Flex

/flɛks/ (noun)Derived from English "Flexible". A homosexual slang mostly used in Malaysia

In male homosexual anal sex, a person who is comfortable, willing or enjoys being the receptive party (bottom) and/or the penetrative party (top). His exact role is not well determined and often times changes in order to complement or satisfy the other party or parties sexual desires. The flexibility of a person changing his sexual role according to the needs of his sexual partner or partners is where the term "flex" came from.

In other parts of the world, a more familiar term is "vers".
Here is what a typical Grindr conversation in Malaysia in its original text may look like:

BigDick7in: hi fun?
LastDay: t/b
BigDick7in: t
LastDay: sorry, I t too
BigDick7in: y u write flex? cibai!
BLOCKED

(DISCLAIMER: The English text shall be view as an approximate translation. Its accuracy is not guaranteed and shall not be used as reference in situations where absolute translation is required. It is done with speculation and may not reflect the true intentions of the users.)

BigDick7in: Good evening. I wonder if you are interested in having casual sexual intercourse with me?
LastDay: Before we proceed, would you care to share with me your preferred sexual role?
BigDick7in: Of course. As you may have already noticed my crass but yet frank handle, I enjoy having a bottom riding my stick.

LastDay: Thank you for clarifying. Unfortunately, I am not compatible as I cannot see myself being your sexual partner.

BigDick7in: Regrettably, I find the basis for your rejection hurtful and unreasonable, even though it's the same reason for me engaging you initially, albeit it's your positive sexual attractiveness. I resentfully advise you to not mislead people with your stated sexual role. I curse you that in lieu of a penis, a vagina is what you shall have!
by QuodScripsiScrpsi December 26, 2022
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Real weird flex

A flex which is not awkward like a normal weird flex, but is weird in it's contents while nonetheless impressive.
"I won a game of chess on my phone while using it as a bat to play table tennis (real story) ."
"That's a real weird flex
by Soosmon July 1, 2023
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Flex nuts

While often used derogatorily against others as an accusation of hyper masculine overcompensation, when used in the first person it indicates a willingness to forcibly overcome an overwhelming challenge or highly favored opponent through the use of ones ego.
Mike always trying to flex nuts around school but nobody scared.

Don't matter how many friends you bring, your whole little Gaggle of followers can eat shit. I flex nuts son. Come at me.
by Joshamaphone July 29, 2023
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flex kid era

Flex kid era consists of lil tay(rip) bhad bhabie and Woah Vicky

They were very famous and were the number 1 hashtag of everything in 2017
Yo bro you lil tay from the flex kid era?
by Omzii August 9, 2023
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