One Pump

When object a destroys object b in one swift motion.

Guy 1: What the fuck bro?!?

Guy 2: What happened man?
Guy 1: This no skin just one pumped me in Tilted Towers.
Guy 2: Bro that sucks.

by Stealthtaco August 2, 2018

Capital One

A banking company that is nosy as hell because it wants to know what’s in your wallet 24/7.

TV Advertisement: Capital One be like, “What’s in your wallet?”
Viewer: I ain’t telling you! I mean come on bitch that’s my business!

by Cray Cray J April 2, 2019

have one

This is a shorthand for the overused expression, "Have a good day," and is slowly catching on to be much more hip!

As I drop my friend off and he leaves the car, I shout "Have one!"

He replies, "Word...later!"

by Watchful December 24, 2008

one on the way

Pregnant; knocked up. Means literally that "one" kid is "on the way" (will be born soon, and will consume every moment of your spare time with its endless whining). Not a good thing if you have a girlfriend/wife who is not the mother of the baby.

"Just when I thought I said all I could say, my chick on the side says she's got one on the way..." -Usher, "Confessions (Part II)"

Jerry: "Shit man, did you hear? I got one on the way."
Pete: "Awesome. It's good you stopped shooting blanks and finally knocked your wife up."
Jerry: "No...that's the problem. My wife ain't the baby's mama...your 16-year-old daughter is."
Pete: "That dirty slut. I need to get her on the pill."
Jerry: "Word."

by Nick D July 19, 2004

One Deep

Live life independant and free of all the fraudulence and fake in your life. Un-influenced by others negativity and hate.

Fuck ALL these niggas and Fuck ALL these hoes, one deep in my life I dont trust a fuckin soul.

by Pimp D 53 June 21, 2007

one-hitter

A small pipe with a bowl large enough for one really good hit of marijuana. One-hitters are almost always identical to cigarettes in shape and size, and are usually painted to resemble them as well. They are very good for smoking weed discreetly in public. One-hitters often come with a box called a dugout, with one compartment for storing your bud and a smaller one for storing the pipe.

My one-hitter is the only pipe I use.

by Zolotros February 9, 2010

one bedder

When two people of the same sex check in a room at a hotel an request one bed

Them 2 men look sweet must b a one bedder

by 11th ward boi June 18, 2009