One of the Guys

When you Hang out with a bunch of boys for a long time and in their eyes your like not a girl ur like their friend and they will never think that you are datable, and never be like 'wow shes hawt!' also be careful a lot of guyz saii this...
eww what u want me to date you?! your like a dude, dude!
by Sam R. April 01, 2005
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the chosen one

A beautiful soul. Chosen by the gods to be contained in a beautiful body with soft luscious lips and eyes which would melt sulfur dioxide. An Angel on Earth.
Guy 1: Wow That chick is off-the-chain
Guy 2: Damn bro, she must be the chosen one.
by the sex panther librarian April 28, 2008
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One Pump

When object a destroys object b in one swift motion.
Guy 1: What the fuck bro?!?

Guy 2: What happened man?
Guy 1: This no skin just one pumped me in Tilted Towers.
Guy 2: Bro that sucks.
by Stealthtaco August 03, 2018
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Capital One

A banking company that is nosy as hell because it wants to know what’s in your wallet 24/7.
TV Advertisement: Capital One be like, “What’s in your wallet?”
Viewer: I ain’t telling you! I mean come on bitch that’s my business!
by Cray Cray J April 02, 2019
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have one

This is a shorthand for the overused expression, "Have a good day," and is slowly catching on to be much more hip!
As I drop my friend off and he leaves the car, I shout "Have one!"

He replies, "Word...later!"
by Watchful April 05, 2007
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one on the way

Pregnant; knocked up. Means literally that "one" kid is "on the way" (will be born soon, and will consume every moment of your spare time with its endless whining). Not a good thing if you have a girlfriend/wife who is not the mother of the baby.
"Just when I thought I said all I could say, my chick on the side says she's got one on the way..." -Usher, "Confessions (Part II)"

Jerry: "Shit man, did you hear? I got one on the way."
Pete: "Awesome. It's good you stopped shooting blanks and finally knocked your wife up."
Jerry: "No...that's the problem. My wife ain't the baby's mama...your 16-year-old daughter is."
Pete: "That dirty slut. I need to get her on the pill."
Jerry: "Word."
by Nick D July 19, 2004
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One Deep

Live life independant and free of all the fraudulence and fake in your life. Un-influenced by others negativity and hate.
Fuck ALL these niggas and Fuck ALL these hoes, one deep in my life I dont trust a fuckin soul.
by Pimp D 53 June 01, 2007
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