single-celled organism

Not a dog

That bacteria is a single-celled organism

by BTRequiem April 28, 2023

Single

A sigma male

Jk lol single fuck

Guy: Single people are just cool

Guy: sure

by Ever ything is taken December 10, 2022

Diet single

A person who is technically single, but constantly bounces between potential relationships.

He’s bounced between 3 people he’s trying to date for like a month, he’s like diet single almost

by Lervington the 5th December 11, 2022

Singles Awareness Day

An alternate name for Valentine's Day (February 14), more commonly used by the unlucky ones who don't have someone to love because they don't love them back.

On this day, there are no hugs.
No kisses.
No cuddles.
No hand-holding.
No cooing.
No laying in another's lap.
No head pats/scratches.
No butterflies in your stomach.
No buying items to be taken for granted and then forgotten about.
No person cares about your feelings, your current mood, or your problems.
No person who will help resolve issues in a conducive way, showing that they care for you and not doing this in return for a favor of some kind.
No sex.

Amongst the unlucky (variable from person to person), there are cases of increased depression, especially as it nears the 14th.

Friend: "Yo, it's about to be February! You know what that means...Valentine's Day!"
Me: "Yeah, you mean 'Singles Awareness Day? Valentine's Day is just a joke."
Friend: "Lighten up, man, you'll find someone!"
Me: "Unlikely; my depression knows no limits besides the calendar."

by demonrobot December 11, 2022

Single Pringle

When you're single and ok w it because your perfect alone

Tina: Dave are you ever gonna find a girlfriend?
Dave: Nah imma Single Pringle

by female woman January 11, 2023

A single fuck

A thing I do not give.

Hym 'Man, I wish I could manage to give a single fuck but alas I just do not care about any of that. The value ain't going to matter. The is actually only one thing that matters and until it's remediated I just could care less about anything."

by Hym Iam August 13, 2023

single limbo

When you actively seek a relationship but are incapable of going further emotionally or physically so you’re stuck in a constant loop of validation and retreat

Hey I really like your friend. Is she still in single limbo?

by wedgelover123 August 14, 2023