jewish blumpkin

A jewish person giving a male head while he's taking a shit

Ariel, my friend wants a jewish blumpkin!

by 870 boys November 21, 2013

jewish

the wrong religion
loves money
normally hated

oh my fucking god he's so jewish, he took my wallet to buy pokemon cards

by on god frfr March 27, 2023

Jewish shotgun

When you insert coins into your erect penis, and then proceed to pinch the end shut while attempting to piss. Eventually, once enough pressure builds, you release your fingers, and the coins, as well as your piss fly out of the urethra.

A homeless man asked if I had any spare change, so I preceded to shoot him with my jewish shotgun.

by Minecraftplayer4000 August 6, 2021

Jewish Chicken

A person who chickens find attractive

¨Wow! She is such a Jewish Chicken!¨

by Poothy Popper 3000 January 26, 2022

Jewish Star

when someone 5 stars your boob

"When i was babysitting the damn kid jewish starred me!"

by lock-and-kee June 30, 2017

National Jewish Bread Day

celebrated on July 1st, national jewish bread day is a very special tradition to the people of Alpha Cat, however, can be celebrated by anyone.

You know what day it is
Its National Jewish Bread Day!

by KaleemCat September 5, 2020

Jewish kike bagel

When your playing call of duty multiplayer and your kicking ass then all of a sudden here comes this one Jewish kike begal getting u with a headshot after headshot

Damn Jewish kike bagel got me again with a headshot.

by Lmpease March 14, 2025