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Hot Jewish

When a man recites the Torah while giving a female a facial.
Joseph gave Sarah a Hot Jewish during Passover.
by Man dude guy May 3, 2023
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Jewish aluminum

Filling the cans with sand and/or rocks before you recycle them.
I sure got a lot more money since I cashed in my Jewish aluminum.
by Trump2024fjb_LGB September 2, 2023
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jewish

1. An Insult, someone who is a ass can be called a jew, for any reason. To cheat someone out of something having the ideas that jews are stingy. Doing shitty things to people. Being shitty or petty doing knifing scandalous stuff. Can also be called a Jew.
Sally: He was an asshole for no reason.

Jan: Yeah that was pretty jewish

Sam: Ur a shitty friend, Dan. A fkg Jew
by Trixxy Crisp September 14, 2023
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Jewish Christmas

When you have that one Jewish friend and it’s November 1st so you play Christmas music but they don’t celebrate it so on this day it’s ok to play Christmas and Hanukkah music
“ITS THE MOST WONDERFUL TIME OF THE YEARRRR”

(Jewish friend) LETS DECORATE I LOVE CHRISTMAS
It’s Jewish Christmas!
by Snazztabulous Avocado🥑 November 1, 2019
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Jewish Hammer

The Jewish Hammer is the pasty, white penis that will pound your girl 2 minutes at a time. Stealing your girl with longevity in the bones and the hair.
The Jewish Hammer is a beast, but I am not into that.
by Pegasus300 November 10, 2020
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Jewish Carnival

A sexual act depicting a Star of David where an orgy minimum of 6 people lock limbs in a hexagonal position, and creativity begins from there
“Hold on mom, I have to finish this Jewish Carnival I promised my friends

to which the mother would most likely respond—

Of course! Take as long as you need!”
by Big Sawse October 22, 2020
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