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I want a pony

A sarcastic/snarky reply, used mostly when someone says "We want a..." followed by a very hard/impossible request.

The short form of saying "It would probably be neat, but it's just NOT possible."
"We want a copy protection solution that's 100% unbreakable."

"Yes, and I want a pony."
by JustPassingThrough December 19, 2008
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One Trick Pony

One Trick Pony; is used to describe a friend, acquaintance or stranger, who has very few talents, sayings, jokes or skills.
by A J C April 23, 2006
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One Horse Pony

You meant to say ONE HORSE SHOW, ONE TRICK PONY or ONE HORSE SALLY but your memory is failing you so you just make words up, like ONE HORSE PONY
Yes, Yes, Yes. God loves ya man, you're a one horse pony
by Natosuperman December 23, 2020
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dog and pony show

an elaborately staged activity, performance, presentation, or event designed to sway or convince people (from a derisive term for a small circus)
Power point was originally used by buisnesses to create a dog and pony show.
by The Return of Light Joker August 19, 2008
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magical ponies

really really hot guys... hot meaning hot personality also... hillarious, pretty to look at, fun to talk to... favorite= black hair, pretty eyes, in a punk band, hyper, and great sense of humor
guys from FINCH, THRICE, dead city sunday, ect...
by mmmuuusssaaaccc kid August 3, 2003
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Riding the white pony

Did Billy go to the bathroom AGAIN?

Yeah dude, he's totally still riding the white pony.
by Future Primitive 2 February 4, 2010
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pretty prancing pony

A coworker who puts on a show for the boss, but does no real work. The bosses' pet,who gets away with murser. As apposed to a pack mule who doesn't look like much, but does most of the real work.
She's a pretty prancing pony and the bosses' pet. The trouble with this place is there are too many ponies and not enough mules.
by knowman March 17, 2008
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