Please the fetus

The act of showing respect to a pregnant woman

I have to please the fetus with my wife for 9 months.

by Kamran Becker October 23, 2018

Sorry, please try again! ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Error

Jimmy: Let me search for sex on urban dictionary

Urban dictionary: Sorry, please try again! ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Jimmy: oh nooooo

by wedontgiveafooooooooock July 9, 2018

Bitch please

When some one is testing another person who is over exaggerating

Random girl:I'm gonna slap the acne off of your dumb ass ignorant face

Y/N:Bitch please,I want you to

by PoTaSh_ArTs February 17, 2019

Check, please!

When you desperately want to escape an awkward situation because its just like so cringe

Penitent: I don't know what do to. I've tried everything. This sin just controls my life and can't find hope anywhere.
Priest: Hmmmmmm.... check, please!!!!

by BriggsBriggs April 22, 2022

for the love of god please for the love of god

you lost hope in humanity

Mom: You have to do your homework, dishes, and every single chore in the house
You: For the love of god please for the love of god!

by TheChhingieahsdhb May 5, 2022

Pleased

Expressing satisfaction

I'm pleased with my report card

by Ichigo06090 October 9, 2022

Seizure to please her

Marked by BDE and born from the idea that men with small packages coined the expression “It’s not about the size, it’s about the motion in the ocean”; men with heavy packages can now imagine the little guys falling out during sex due to having little to no shaft.

So when they’re doing it, they gotta just scissor you basically or they’ll fall out. Gotta seizure to please her?

by Kilobravo January 8, 2022