I folded

when you're talking to a person you're interested in either you get nervous when you talk to them or someone, or when someone takes you away from the other person ( , cock blocking

i folded i folded i folded

by 3irnd November 12, 2020

I was bored

Perfect excuse for if you get caught doing something or someone finds out that you did something you shouldn't have.

Person 1-Dude did you switch the keys?
Person 2-Yeah.
Person 1-I was standing at the car tryna open it for like 10 minutes! Why would you do that!?
Person 2-I was bored.

by Miss Potato Head September 15, 2010

i ready

a torture device made by teachers so kids will kermit sewer slide and fill a class with depresion

i ready is very evil

by pugman 24 February 15, 2022

i taco

This is an act in which you kill someone (preferably in an alleyway), and cover them in a blanket. You then proceed to shit on them all over, and you call it a taco.

Why is Ayesha in jail? She commited an "i taco" on Zane.

by Gargamel112 February 4, 2022

I-hoppin'

A girl who is looking around with the main motivation of obtaining oral sex that will finish with swallowing. (IHOP stands for International House Of Pancakes, a pancake restaurant with the motto "Come Hungry Leave Happy" hence if a girl is I-hoppin' she's Cum Hungry and Leaving Happy)

Man I saw Dashiki today, she was all lickin her lips and struttin Spanish, she's totally I-hoppin' for you dog!

by Prince of Tides March 28, 2009

I was hacked

What is said after a drunk night of talking dirty to your high crush over any social media platform.

I didn't post any of that stuff! I was hacked!

by thewhip May 27, 2015

I-Ready

Literally the same definition as hell, torture, racism, heaven in opposite , you have no friends, suicide, death.

if you use this site then you want to swear 10x more, be racist 10x more, commit suicide 100x more, and throw ur chair across the room even more then you ever

whole class doing i-ready:
student a: shoots him self
teacher a: that kid just shot him self!?!?!? why would he do that...
student b: hmmm i wonder why.

by stevelentlytrolled April 12, 2022