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Number Nine 

An extremely large mess with a high pitched voice and smells of ass. If you are in this situation... well... I guess your life sucks!
Number Nine, Number Nine, Number Nine, Number Nine.
Number Nine by The Mess Himself January 22, 2008

thirty-nine

Jason, you stupid 39 Jew
thirty-nine by Schlacker November 15, 2003

chicken nine 

an order of nine chicken nuggets relayed to kitchen staff in a McDonalds resturant
Clerk: can i help you?

Customer: Yes, i'll have nine chicken nuggets please

Clerk: (towards kitchen staff) CHICKEN NINE!!!!!!!
chicken nine by Kip Kursey June 27, 2007

Oh-Nine Factor 

Equal to 0.000000001%. An extremely low probability of something occurring. Was seen in Neon Genesis Evangelion.
The chance of this working is 0.000000001%, or pathetically enough an Oh-Nine Factor.
Oh-Nine Factor by DarthShinji January 25, 2014

california nine 

A woman on the one to ten scale of hotness that would rate a ten in any other other than California where her level of hotness only rates her a nine.
Dude 1: Hey, check out that girl, she's totally a ten.
Dude 2: Are you kidding me!?! She's a California nine! You aren't from around here are you?

put nine on it 

Verb. To bet almost everything

Ten fingers, only putting out nine.

Noun. To bet and not bet everything.
Kanye won, he put nine on it.

I'm gonna put nine on the Patriots.