rat nap

When your completely wasted the night before and the next day you wake up feeling like a total trash bag. You are in rat mode. You snack a little like a rat then you take a rat nap. It’s a vicious cycle that happens over and over until you finally feel de-ratted and are ready to go back out to the bar or club only to find yourself ratted again needing a rat nap.
Meatball went out to club 110 with BEAVIS last night. Man they totally drank themselves nearly to death. Good thing they stayed in today and took a few rat naps. They’ll be back tomorrow ready to grow their rat tails back.
by Richard Looong November 25, 2017
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tv nap

What your dh is having on the couch with the tv on. He says he's not sleeping, but he couldn't tell you what just happened in the movie he is purportedly watching. And there are very suspicious sounds extremely similar to snoring coming from the couch area.
"Where's Steve?"

"Oh, he's in the man cave having a tv nap".
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Ass nap

A comfortable nap on the back side of a large butt female
I could really use a Ass nap from her
by Jraco.Season October 28, 2021
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Woke-nap

A) When you take a nap and wake up woke in Elmo's world, b) the time you spend in such a warped reality
Going schlüffen? Be careful not to fall into the woke-nap trap. Woketopia will soon implode.
by Sexydimma March 19, 2022
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disco nap

People who live in cities that do not have nighttime public transit and intend to attend a nighttime party will stay at the party for the entire night. In order to stay awake through the party they will take a nap during the day before preparing to go out. This is called a "disco nap".
Brad: Hey, I don't know if I can go out to the party tonight, I feel kinda tired.
Chad: Dude, take a disco nap, then you'll be energized all night.
by thedisconapper March 31, 2016
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Sideburn Nap

When a person who posses large sideburns (Like Wolverine from X-Men) can use their sideburns like a pillow and sleep anywhere.
Phillip: " We're gonna be late! Where's Jimmy?"

Mike: "He's taking a sideburn nap on that bench over there"

Phillip "WTF!"
by SnoopNubbyNub February 17, 2010
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Nap Assassin

Someone who always kills your nap.
"Every time I try to take a nap, my wife kills it"
"Dude, she's a Nap Assassin"
by Binarysmart December 24, 2018
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