my computer

What I spend all my free time watching Netflix on.

I love my computer.

by the only smart person December 20, 2017

my humps

The worst fucking song in the world,Has the most annoying lyrics as well. Death should come to this fucking song and any who like it.

my humps, my humps, my hu-*shoots everyone* Retard wana be fucktards

by Alex Dorion December 18, 2005

my humps

Worst.

Song.

Ever.

My Humps is the prime example of why mainstream music has gone down the toilet.

by A respecter of good hip-hop July 11, 2006

My Bag

The term "My Bag" was originally slang for taking responsibility for one's own actions. Somewhere in the early 90s people started saying "My bad" either because they wanted to change the verbage of the original, or because they just plain didn't understand the original meaning. "My Bag" is slang for "Baggage",ie: You take your own problems, put them in a bag and carry it on your own back. "It's on me, my fault, my problem. "My Bag" excepts and takes the burden, "My Bad" just dismisses it.

"Joe, do you need help paying for your rent this month? I know you haven't been working and would really like to help you out." said Nick. "No thanks man, that's My Bag." said Joe. "Oh, My Bad, I just thought you could use the help dude."

by garbailian September 23, 2011

My Dude

A phrase used to describe a male that one is particularly fond of. Typically a role model or close friend, especially a best friend

Guy 1: Man I feel like we tell each other everything! I think we're best friends

Guy 2: You know you my dude!

Guy 1: I saw this movie the other day with Idris Elba in it. It was legit!

Guy 2: Idris Elba is my dude!

by HaagenDaszButtons December 19, 2016

my balls

A shortened version of you're breaking my balls. Much simpler to deliver and produces the same effect.

Basicly, when "someone is giving you a really hard time" as mentioned in the original.

Evan: You think you might be able to lend me some cash?
Karl: My balls.

Evan: You think we can reduce my debt to you to only 70$?
Karl: My balls.

Evan: Guess who I'm going out with?!
Karl: My fuckin' balls.

by Comrade Karl July 5, 2006

My Bestie

the only person that makes me happy I always enjoy my time with her I have no clue what I would do without her because she is so talented, gorgeous, funny. Whenever I a with my best friend I have laughing fits all the time she is wonderful and I would die if I didn't have her

This is My Bestie her name is Lilah and she is amazing

by rangacat101 June 16, 2019