Musturd

When you need to do a crap.

Person 1- Hey, you wanna go to the movies?
Person 2-Hang on, I musturd.

by Harpz December 9, 2008

Mustarded Erdogan

1 -- N. A turkish guy or girl that took a hurtful cock in the ass.
2 -- N. A turkish guy that you made dumbass.

Julian said me : "I sold him a flower pot for 50 dollars. He's so a mustarded Erdogan !"

"Oh yes !! Make me become a mustarded Erdogan !! Yesss !!

by Kazraël November 26, 2016

musitard

someone who is musically retarded, as in lacking in knowledge about music and popluar or nonpopular songs.

"god, she is such a musitard"

by BOYaaaaaa November 25, 2007

muntarded

a cross between munted and retarded.

"err, that kid over there is majorly muntarded!"
"WHAT A MUNTARD! YOU'RE THE BIGGEST MUNTARD I'VE EVER SEEN!"

by livv November 20, 2007

muktard

a retarted eskimo, or other alaskan native

shut up you muktard, go and drink some more listerine

by shavo September 2, 2004

El Mustardo

Beware El Mustardo, the father of Cabbaggio. He looks like a steriotypical mexican with a large mustache and sombrero that has mustard bottles for hands.

Ph33r teh mustard!!!!111111111one@!11

by MadDogV2 October 24, 2004

mustardbation

when someone uses mustard as lubricant during masturbation

Baby get the mustard I got to practice my mustardbation technique

by Tj boi dillic June 9, 2017