cunt muncher

when you chomp on the girls cunt, and you make her bleed until she wants it more, but you dont give it to her, you make her complain until she gets it, then, then you give it to her.

so last night they nicknamed me the cunt muncher

by colton roedl August 29, 2010

muddy muff muncher

one that eats out a hary mans anus

that queer is a muddy muff muncher, his boyfriend told me

by cheese72 June 5, 2011

Two-headed cock muncher

A flaming homosexual that munches on cock.

Zac efron is a two-headed cock muncher.

by The real slim Nandy March 17, 2008

Fiddle Playing Dick Muncher

A person who craves attention and will do whatever it takes to get it.

GET AWAY FROM YOU FIDDLE PLAYING DICK MUNCHER!

by herpiderp March 30, 2016

Queef baloney sandwich Muncher

An insult

You fucking Queef baloney sandwich Muncher

by Westieboyes August 1, 2022

Red diver ass muncher

to eat out a vagina on its period for the main course then proceed to anus for a doo doo dessert.

dude I was such a red diver ass muncher last night. I went deep sea diving in her red sea and drank it like red wine then ate the brownie out her ass.

by rockstarrr April 13, 2008

triple-toting mama-muncher

A man who has screwed your mom three times.

Todd is such a triple-toting mama-muncher.

by Nathaniel October 20, 2004