A group of people who, when they view and add comments to such devil-ridden heathen websites such as urbandictionary.com, will undoubtedly burn in the hell of their own making.
"You people making comments against the one true church of mormons on urbandictionary.com will undoubtedly end up in hell... what's that I smell? Oh shit I'm burning!"
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1. A member of the LDS church who base their Zion or Mecca out of Utah(however Salt Lake City, Utah is actually only 47% Mormon). There are also more Mormons in the state of California(which is a major cause for concern).
2. Mormon can be used to refer to an idiot or someone who has an inability to make decisions for them self.
1. A member of the LDS church who base their Zion or Mecca out of Utah(however Salt Lake City, Utah is actually only 47% Mormon). There are also more Mormons in the state of California(which is a major cause for concern).
2. Mormon can be used to refer to an idiot or someone who has an inability to make decisions for them self.
1. Joey doesn't like to drink coffee because he is a Mormon.
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2. Joey wears magical garments that protect him from mysterious demons that want to take over his soul because he is a Mormon.
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3. Dude, did you see that mormon jump that flight of stairs with his roller blades and crack open his skull. Everyone was telling him to do it.
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2. Joey wears magical garments that protect him from mysterious demons that want to take over his soul because he is a Mormon.
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3. Dude, did you see that mormon jump that flight of stairs with his roller blades and crack open his skull. Everyone was telling him to do it.
by Hank_spank December 27, 2007
Get the Mormon mug.The most poorly kept secret from the mormon secret temple ceremonies (derived from masonic ceremonies)
magic underwear (mormon garments) are a two piece set - like a T shirt and long shorts
This current design is the garment of choice for most mormons. Previous styles have had full length legs, collars, cuffs and some were one-piece (a 19th century onesie).
Obviously designed by a man in a patriarchal society, Women are expected to wear a Bra over the top of their mormon t-shirt.
There is nothing apparently special about the garments. they are almost always white, but the magic comes from masonic symbols embroidered onto them.
The symbols represent a Masonic Square (⅃) a masonic pair of drawing compasses (V) and a masonic level (-)
Despite protestations from mormons that the garments are not really 'magic', every mormon will have heard testimonies and stories from other cult members about how their garments have saved them from fire, cuts, animal bites and even gunshot wounds
for example Paul H Dunn - a mormon general authority (a high Mucky Muck) told how, in WW2, a hail of bullets ripped off all his clothes, but left his body and garments untouched..... Of course, Dunn's stories are no longer quoted by cult members since his stories about WW2 were exposed as complete lies in a national newspaper...
magic underwear (mormon garments) are a two piece set - like a T shirt and long shorts
This current design is the garment of choice for most mormons. Previous styles have had full length legs, collars, cuffs and some were one-piece (a 19th century onesie).
Obviously designed by a man in a patriarchal society, Women are expected to wear a Bra over the top of their mormon t-shirt.
There is nothing apparently special about the garments. they are almost always white, but the magic comes from masonic symbols embroidered onto them.
The symbols represent a Masonic Square (⅃) a masonic pair of drawing compasses (V) and a masonic level (-)
Despite protestations from mormons that the garments are not really 'magic', every mormon will have heard testimonies and stories from other cult members about how their garments have saved them from fire, cuts, animal bites and even gunshot wounds
for example Paul H Dunn - a mormon general authority (a high Mucky Muck) told how, in WW2, a hail of bullets ripped off all his clothes, but left his body and garments untouched..... Of course, Dunn's stories are no longer quoted by cult members since his stories about WW2 were exposed as complete lies in a national newspaper...
Ann dried off after her shower and quickly donned her magic underwear (mormon garments), before putting her black lacy bra over the top
by DutchCappedCrusader April 30, 2014
Get the magic underwear (mormon garments) mug.The Book of Mormon is another testament of Jesus Christ. It is about 500 pages long and was written in biblical times on the American continents by the Nephites, Lamanites and Jaredites. It was translated by Joseph Smith, prophet, seer and revelator in the mid-1800s. It is read and studied by Latter-Day Saints (LDS) or Mormons. It is not in place of the bible, it just talks about Jesus on a different continent. It is, as I believe, is true and is one of the best things that you'll ever read.
The Book of Mormon is long, but rewarding.
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