Mormon

Someone who is part of the Mormon cult.

1: Have you heard about Jimmy?
2: Isn't he one of the few people who was able to escape the Mormon church?
1: Well technically he is still a member, but doesn't believe in any of that stuff.

by GengarVenom April 13, 2019

mormon

The assholes who come to your door, offer you a free book, and try to make you join their religion.

The dam Mormons are out again! >:(

by Elder Kevin Price January 22, 2016

mormonize

When a mormon sexes someone up.

Oh baby, come mormonize me!

by Jess Braz August 17, 2005

monson

A creepy person who stalks people in stairwells.

Man, that guy is monson, he stalked that girl all through the apartment complex!

by Anonymous225 January 3, 2008

mormon fries

When a person of Mormon faith is taking a shit, and the shit pieces fall in a manner that makes this person believe their feces is the one true prophet, heir to Brigham Young and Joseph Smith, leader of men and receiver of revelation. The Mormon then takes the shit pieces from the toilet and studies them in a special baseball cap made of yak pubes, and quotes the text from the shit pieces to another who writes them down on legal note pads. The shit pieces are then named, and saved in sweet pickle jars under the bed.

The other day I took a shit, and found the lost books of Moroni!

For reals?

Hell yes, for reals! And you know what else?

What?

Goddamn if my shit didn't tell me I'm Joseph's third cousin on his fourth wife's side?

Yo! you had some Mormon fries!

Tell me about it! And I'm a Catholic!

Sum-bitch!

Damn!

Yep, yep!

by Trevor Whitecliff February 14, 2008

Mormon coastguarding

(v) The act of rejecting a man who is trying to engage in Mormon docking with you.

I was trying to Mormon dock my Mormon girlfriend last night, but she kept Mormon coastguarding me. No port of call for me!

by Brigham Young's barrel chest January 1, 2012

mormon carbomb

amormon carbomb is when you is when you take your wife and your best friends wife on a long road trip you wait til they fall asleep and you lock the windows and you let out the raunchiest farts known to earth

it's a long trip from maine to california may as well drop a few mormon carbombs on the way

by sanxity July 2, 2019