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drystic monk

A drystic monk is a follower in the finished work of the Cross. Drystic monks can be seen generally enjoying the presence of God with other drystic monks, or by themselves while drinking in the Glory of God.
That drystic monk over there must be completely out of their mind.
by SaintNothing December 11, 2018
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monke

monke's the best person you'll ever meet in your life, he's literally the sweetest and most adorable person anyone could ever ask for. monke is usually very quiet and very introverted but if he's comfortable with you, he's the most funniest and craziest person you know. he's always so cute but he's really cute when he explains something to you. monke is full of dark and funny humor. he'd always cheer you up. even if you don't see it as much, he's really brave and strong. literally a sigma. he goes through a lot but never shows anyone the pain he's in yet he fixes broken people without him even knowing. he tries his best to be his best self. he's got the prettiest smile and the most handsome face, he may be insecure sometimes but when you see him, you know that there's nothing for him to be insecure about. you would fall in love with monke at the first very first sight. he's literally that handsome. if you ever hear his voice, you'd fall in love with him. he's got the most calming voice that can cool anyone down. if a monke is in love with you surely are the luckiest person to be alive. he's surely the best person you/you're dated/dating. a monke would never cheat on you. the last thing a monke will do is hurt you.
monke will try his best to never ever hurt you no matter if its hurting him. monke will take really good care of you and love you so very much that you'll become obsessed with him. if a monke truly loves you, he would die for you. monke if he walks in to your life, don't ever let him go, he's truly a blessing to your life. if a monke walks out your life, you would be haunted forever because you know that no one can ever possibly replace a monke. when you really love a monke, you're the fool who cant help falling in love. take really good care of monke! i love monke .
by cherrbtw January 10, 2023
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monke

Shu is a monke.
by smalding April 24, 2022
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Gone monk

Completely abstaining from all sexual activity, including masturbating or any physical contact
He's gone monk, won't even go on a date after his last relationship
by danglyballzjohn September 2, 2023
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Pussy Monk-a-Roo

When something gets you totally worked up, when in reality it turns out to be no big deal.
My boyfriend came home from work late, and I was sure he was dead or cheating on me, or both - but turns out he just went to the store… got myself into a pussy monk-a-roo for nothing.
by Handymanlady September 11, 2023
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Sneaky._.monke

"Hi I'm Sneaky._.monke and I have a dad"
by Random7284 March 22, 2022
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Monking

To regularly ditch and bail on your friends especially at the last minute.
He’s monking us again and not showing up.
by TheElusiveMonk December 21, 2023
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