Moist

This is how you describe a person who acts cowardly or pretends to be tough. You could call them a "pussy" also.

Joe: "Don't call me out when you're not confident enough to be called out. Grow some nuts you moist-ass clown!"
Jack: "Screw you!"

by bro-son February 4, 2023

Moist Stick

When you take a shit and then blow a load on it

Check out this Moist Stick I made

by MongoBalls June 20, 2025

Moist

The worst fucking word on the planet

Bob: it's rather moist out today
Tom: RAHHHHHHH *beats bob to death*

by bigmanjerry January 9, 2025

Moist Signature

Creepier alternative to "Wet Signature," used to designate an ink signature vs. a digital or e-signature.

I gotta go downtown, the bank says it needs a moist signature on my loan application.
Can I email that to you or do you need a moist signature?

by JonCoinedIt December 9, 2023

Hyper Moist

When you are just too moist for this world. #Beau #Jacob #Aj

Sorry Rebecca, I'm just too HYPER MOIST.

by Moisturize me daddy December 11, 2017

Moist

Wet, dry term that can be used inappropriately and sexually

This towel is moist
She just came out of the pool, she looks hot and moist

by Bekaisbetter June 7, 2018

moist

Its a good thing to be moist, basically nice and wet ;)

Does moist make you uncomfortable;)

by Wroosh September 14, 2020