moist

People hate the word, which makes it a weapon to world dominance.

Chad: this cake is so *grins maniacally* moist
Jim: EW WTF why did u say that
Chaid: m o i s t
Jim: *screets and runs away*

by sheeeeeesh_itsme November 30, 2021

Moist

A word that should only be used to describe food objects, particularly baked goods such as: cakes, cupcakes, breads, etc.

"Hey girl! Thanks for making those cupcakes for the party. They were so moist and delicious!"

by CraytonIsMoist March 23, 2020

moist mail

when your mailman cums on your mail

I hate our mail man he's always putting moist mail in out box

by Cheetomilk March 3, 2017

levi moist

an absolute giga chad

levi moist is epic

by BRZXGHOST June 15, 2022

Moist India

A reaction to when somebody uses the word waz.

"I need to go for a waz."
"MOIST INDIA!!"

by Smith2468 June 8, 2018

Moist Oatmeal

Oatmeal before it is microwaved, and simply has dry oatmeal and milk/ water in the bowl.

"I mean you could also say moist oatmeal is just cereal, but last time i heard cereal isn't supposed to be microwaved"
"what the fuck"

by EverAfters June 13, 2022

moist signature

When you have to sign on paper, in ink, not just do an e-signature. A "real" signature.

You have to take that document to a notary and get a moist signature.
I gotta get a moist signature on that contract.

by JonCoinedIt December 24, 2023