A distinguished sex act performed by a gentleman unto another. The recipient throws their legs over their head, while the gentleman assumes the piledriver position above them.
The gentleman enters anally, and after a time, yanks out his beauregard, drops his entire tobacco chew in their southern plantation, and then packs it in like he's loading an inferior Confederate firearm.
The gentleman enters anally, and after a time, yanks out his beauregard, drops his entire tobacco chew in their southern plantation, and then packs it in like he's loading an inferior Confederate firearm.
"Bless her heart, she's walking like her gentleman turned her Antebellum into a Mississippi Muzzleloader"
by PhatRob August 31, 2022
Get the Mississippi Muzzleloadermug. Damn, Lee and Johnny must be tight on money or... gay.... they just went and took a Mississippi Mudslide!
Example:
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Example:
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by Pizza Camo June 15, 2022
Get the Mississippi Mudslidemug. A sex position in which an individual fists another, then opens and closes their fist once deep inside.
by TacoRising August 11, 2023
Get the Mississippi Firecrackermug. Person 1: Hey how did your date go with Jessica?
Person 2: It was great, until I found out all she wanted was a Mississippi Southpaw.
Person 2: It was great, until I found out all she wanted was a Mississippi Southpaw.
by IbuprofenMuncher January 23, 2025
Get the Mississippi Southpawmug. by MississippiSlicker May 29, 2020
Get the mississippi slickermug. A type of sex toy fashioned from a glazed donut, popular as a buffer during ATM play. A favorite of incels and those with catastrophic testicular injuries.
Carlos went to the gas station and bought some wintergreen scented lube, 2 bananas, and a baker’s dozen of Mississippi Squishers, in case the hootenanny went sideways.
by Carlosdonut October 14, 2023
Get the Mississippi Squishermug. by medic1234 August 13, 2022
Get the Mississippi Mud Smurfmug.