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Mississippi Muzzleloader

A distinguished sex act performed by a gentleman unto another. The recipient throws their legs over their head, while the gentleman assumes the piledriver position above them.

The gentleman enters anally, and after a time, yanks out his beauregard, drops his entire tobacco chew in their southern plantation, and then packs it in like he's loading an inferior Confederate firearm.
"Bless her heart, she's walking like her gentleman turned her Antebellum into a Mississippi Muzzleloader"
by PhatRob August 31, 2022
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Mississippi Mudslide

Two bros saving money and time as they take a deuce at the same time... in the same toilet.
Damn, Lee and Johnny must be tight on money or... gay.... they just went and took a Mississippi Mudslide!

Example:
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by Pizza Camo June 15, 2022
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Mississippi Firecracker

A sex position in which an individual fists another, then opens and closes their fist once deep inside.
I gave Kyle the ol' Mississippi Firecracker last week; he hasn't walked straight since!
by TacoRising August 11, 2023
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Mississippi Southpaw

the act of getting anally fingered in a shitty ass whilst behind an Arby's.
Person 1: Hey how did your date go with Jessica?
Person 2: It was great, until I found out all she wanted was a Mississippi Southpaw.
by IbuprofenMuncher January 23, 2025
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mississippi slicker

Why do all the dudes on Grindr sport Mississippi slickers?
by MississippiSlicker May 29, 2020
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Mississippi Squisher

A type of sex toy fashioned from a glazed donut, popular as a buffer during ATM play. A favorite of incels and those with catastrophic testicular injuries.
Carlos went to the gas station and bought some wintergreen scented lube, 2 bananas, and a baker’s dozen of Mississippi Squishers, in case the hootenanny went sideways.
by Carlosdonut October 14, 2023
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Mississippi Mud Smurf

When you have sex in a porta-potty and it tips over with the occupants inside.
This concert is getting me so hot; do you want to go do a Mississippi Mud Smurf?
by medic1234 August 13, 2022
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