Mississippi Muzzleloader

A distinguished sex act performed by a gentleman unto another. The recipient throws their legs over their head, while the gentleman assumes the piledriver position above them.

The gentleman enters anally, and after a time, yanks out his beauregard, drops his entire tobacco chew in their southern plantation, and then packs it in like he's loading an inferior Confederate firearm.

"Bless her heart, she's walking like her gentleman turned her Antebellum into a Mississippi Muzzleloader"

by PhatRob August 31, 2022

Mississippi mud slide

When a man shits on a woman's chest sitting backwards so the bowel levitates torward the woman's neck.

My lady loves a Mississippi mud slide

by Dandownhill February 9, 2025

Mississippi finger painting

Finger painting on walls or a mirror using fecal matter. A technique developed in Mississippi..

Adam was so drunk last night that he started Mississippi finger painting on the wall.

by Mtlhead January 28, 2024

mississippi dad

The Dad to the girl of you dream. You don’t want to get on the wrong side of him cause he is a mean southern Dad with his shoutgun.

Tommy-Are you Kiersten’s Dad. Mississippi Dad-while yes and you better not hurt my daughter or I’ll hurt you.

by Fortnitegod12345 May 3, 2018

Mississippi Mud Pie

When two sibilings or cousins from Mississippi fornicate.

Toby: Paw why can’t I play with cousin Joey?

Paw: Why now lil Toby, Joey here’s a Mississippi Mud Pie!

by Mc666999 December 23, 2018

Mississippi mudslide

Having anal sex with someone 30 minutes after they eat an entire bar of exlax

If you want to travel the Hershey highway, try the Mississippi mudslide!

by Spring lake cowman March 24, 2022

Mississippi Boston Cream

A sexual act in which the one participate, the giver, is finishing inside a partner and then pulls out in time to ejaculate on the receivers tummy; THEN (Key part that the giver has to have explosive diarrhea) The giver then violently rolls the receiver onto their tummy, before they compromise their poo package, in which the giver must let loose of their butt juice on the back of the receiver, the finished result should resemble a Boston Cream donut

Yo this bih is into some freaky shit, She wants me to give her a Mississippi Boston Cream

by TummySticksAndBrogurt October 9, 2025