marcus

the guy that kills people for no reason he just thinks he's still playing gta 5

stop being a marcus we're just here to rob the bank

by DR.chokeonmacauqe October 12, 2021

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Marcus

Hes coming.. run.

p1: ayo AYO DUDE MARCUS IS COMING RUN WHILE YOU STILL CAN
p2: WHO IS MARCUS
And after that question was asked, it was too late.. Marcus had already gotten the guy.

by marcus burgerson September 16, 2021

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Every second that you're not running.. Marcus is getting closer.

guy 1: ayo dude heard about marcus?
guy 2: whos marcus?
guy 1: every second that you're not running, hes getting closer.
guy 2: thats bullshit, im going home, you're weird.
And then.. guy 2 never came back.

by marcus burgerson September 16, 2021

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Hot Marcus

Warm, budget tequila served in a plastic cup.

Bartender, serve me a hot Marcus!

by Brakes4Nuttin September 27, 2021

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A very special person who makes me feel loved and special in many little ways, man he deserves the world and if I could only give him the moon I'd do it.

"Who's that guy you like that you talk about to literally every person you talk to again?"

"Oh, that's Marcus, his personality is so fun that I'd never get tired of bringing his name up in every conversation ever."

by hmm ?? October 1, 2021

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