Describes the observation of a particularly distinguishable woman among all others working her 8 to 9 hour shift, making you want to lather her feet in ranch dipping sauce and suck each individual toe: sweaty and nasty.
“Gahhdamn! That is a ranch mommy.. I am extremely bricked..”
“That girl’s got the gyatt! She’s gonna be my ranch mommy tonight!”
“That girl’s got the gyatt! She’s gonna be my ranch mommy tonight!”
by Game is game May 18, 2024
by Vernall December 20, 2022
The mommy milkers server js a great discord server with the members:Raashi,Marwa,Zoya,Haseenah,Sarah,Mary,Miko,Tyco,Raf,sexytoes,kei,Mina,Lia,Leah,Yuna,Kiyo,Mikaela,Jey,Dani,Samuel,Isiah,Minamint,Zeke,Fifi,Squishyballs and as last but not least Charlotte james.
by Sadiehubbb May 06, 2022
The female version of a Sugar Daddy.
A rich, older woman who gives gifts to young boys in exchange for love and other sexual favors. Make excellent shotacons and have incredible ara ara potential. If you yourself are a shota, approach with caution, as a Maltose Mommy can be quite alluring and dangerous at the same time.
A rich, older woman who gives gifts to young boys in exchange for love and other sexual favors. Make excellent shotacons and have incredible ara ara potential. If you yourself are a shota, approach with caution, as a Maltose Mommy can be quite alluring and dangerous at the same time.
Argentenuem on Twitter: Forget about having a Sugar Daddy. How about a Maltose Mommy? Women shop better anyways. Where all the mommy dommes at?
by Argentenuem April 28, 2019
by Mother Katrinia January 04, 2023
by Iwantmilk May 29, 2023
This is a parody disease where a person gets called mommy a lot. The "disease" shows no symptoms to the carrier and the only symptom is calling the carrier withing the disease "mommy. So if you have this syndrome, it means a lot of people call you mommy.
Random guy in the distance 1: Damn mommy.
Random guy in the distance 2: Yeah mommy, you tryna hit?
Overlooker 1: Why dey keep calling ha mommy? is she dey suga momma?
Overlooker 2: Na, she just got that mommy syndrome.
Overlooker 1: Mommy syndrome?
Overlooker 2: Yea, its where people call you mommy a lot.
Overlooker 2: Awn damn. Wish i had it ngl.
Random guy in the distance 2: Yeah mommy, you tryna hit?
Overlooker 1: Why dey keep calling ha mommy? is she dey suga momma?
Overlooker 2: Na, she just got that mommy syndrome.
Overlooker 1: Mommy syndrome?
Overlooker 2: Yea, its where people call you mommy a lot.
Overlooker 2: Awn damn. Wish i had it ngl.
by Mommymilkers2.0 June 20, 2022