Lizarded

When your significant other leans in for a kiss and you kiss them on the lips with just the tip of your tongue causing an unpleasant reaction from them, and telling them they got "lizarded"

Hahaha I'm so sorry babe, you got lizarded!

I lizarded you!

by Liz the Lozer September 4, 2022

Cute lizard

Term used for lesbian

@_haikyuu.dumbass_ is a cute lizard

by Theterribletherapist February 28, 2017

Lizard

A person who has had bad, or too much plastic surgery

Wow! Look at that lizard! Shes had some bad plastic surgery for sure!

by Mac Newman November 2, 2018

Lizard Tea

Dead Lizard sits in hot water. (For nutrients)

Yum Yum I love Lizard Tea, What do you mean Mom and Dad are getting divorced?

by Eat_Soup_WIth_a_Fork December 21, 2024

Blue lizard

A shot mixed with vodka, blue snapps, and the bartenders pee.

Danny went and ordered a blue lizard and got fucked up.

by Lengiuni December 23, 2022

Greasy Lizard

(Noun) What your dick becomes when you can't decide what you want to do most, eat KFC or jerk off, so you do both simultaneously.

You disgusting pig. Put down that chicken. Your tiny dick looks like a greasy lizard.

by Angus McCracken February 11, 2020

Blind lizard

A chick who is fucking one of the duck hunters in the duck blind

Sally is a blind lizard yea she fucks Matt because he's a duck hunter

by Matterlizard September 14, 2025